Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Evil WiiFit

I have a love/hate relationship with my WiiFit.

Mostly hate.

It tells me on a daily basis that I'm unbalanced.

It asks me if I fall down when I walk.

It chastises me if I skip a day of working out.


Okay, so I skipped THREE days.

But I was busy.


This house doesn't clean itself. Even though my husband seems to think it does. I believe he imagines that tiny faeries fold and put away his laundry.

Then the WiiFit told me bluntly that I had gained weight and asked me this:

I was tempted to simply switch off the WiiFit and walk away. I don't have to put up with abuse from a freakin' video game!

But curiousity got the better of me so I pushed A:

The WiiFit didn't have "Because I nearly ate an entire cookie cake" as a selection.

So I picked Night Snacking. Even though I rarely night snack. Okay fine, I occasionally do. Mostly on Fridays. Because, hello, it's FRIDAY. TGIF? I'm celebrating the end of the week.

I got a lecture on Night Snacking. I told the WiiFit "Duh." I tend to speak to it as though it's a live being.

Then it mentioned cocoa and I got excited. Cocoa=chocolate which equals Reeses!


Okay, I know that's not what EvilFit meant.

But a girl can dream, okay?


  1. Ahh, don't you love balance board?

    He IS evil. He will congratulate me on a weight loss, but continue to belittle me by groaning when I step on him.

  2. Girl you are a riot. I have a hate relationship with my WIIFIT also. I don't even want to go turn it on because yeah it's been about 2 weeks since I have. But in my defense, I have been really sick.

  3. This wii fit drill sargeant sounds hateful! I think you should be proud of yourself for just doing it. I would have totally personified this wretched creature too. I always have back sassed the teachers on exercise videos... it's the only thing that keeps me going some days! And what does she mean? Cocoa? What is that?

  4. I thought Mr. Wii was mean until he said I could have cocoa...and now he is pretty alright with me!


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