Tuesday, May 12, 2009

The Other Woman

My husband is cheating on me.

I’m told the other woman is a bitch, with brown hair and beady eyes.

It’s been said that her breath reeks, which makes me feel a little better.

Apparently she likes to bite my husband when she gets upset, which amuses me because no matter how angry I’ve gotten at Tom, I have yet to chomp on him.

Want to see what she looks like? I found a picture on Tom’s MySpace. He was stupid enough to post it.

Meet The Other Woman.

Don’t worry, I’m kidding about the cheating thing. As far as I know, my husband is not into animals.

He knows better than to ever try to cheat on me. If he thinks the women on Maury are scary when they find out their mates are cheating, then he’d be doubly horrified on my reaction.

He’d never try it though. The man is one of the worst liars in the world. He starts to smirk when he’s telling a fib and he tries hard not to allow his lips to curl upwards but he just can’t help it. In the end, he just winds up looking constipated.

I miss him.

I'll see him next month.

Tom has never been good with expressing his feelings but he wrote this to me:

"I remember the first time that I saw you in the hallway at school. I knew you would be a good wife one day. What I didnt know is you would be my wife. 2 Years later, you came to me with an issue of yours. I just graduated Basic Training when you told me that you were pregnant. How nervous you looked but I told you that I would take care of you and the child. We got married on the 10th of December in a little court house during a snow storm. You made me the happiest man in the world then. You became a mother on 2 March 2002 at 0015 in the morning with my son Tommy. I thought that I couldn't be any happier at that moment but I was wrong. We had another child on 19 Mar 2007 and my life was complete. I got to marry one of the most beatiful woman in the world, had 2 children, and I loving home that I could come home to everyday even if I was in a sour mood. I love you very much and you will always be a wonderful mother and wife. I miss you very much and I will be with you soon.

Love, Tom "


I think this means that he misses me too.


  1. Wow!!! What a wonderful note from your husband! Thank you for sharing!!!

  2. Great post! I was mad for you at the beginning! Thanks for stopping by! I am now following and adding you to my blog list! Great blog!

  3. Awwww! Very sweet! I should send my husband away for a while so he will write me a love note!

  4. That is so sweet! He does miss you!

  5. awww *sniffles* that is SO sweet... Awwww I can't stop Awwwwing I definitely think that means he misses you too. Yeah. Big time!!

  6. how nice for you! we so rarely hear the really good stuff. that's awesome!

  7. That was a great post! Glad I came by from SITS. Looking forward to getting to know you through your blog!

  8. Ha! That first part made me laugh! What a bitch!

    But your hubby is a doll!

  9. wow, he is a keeper I suppose, bitch and all!

  10. Awww, that letter was so sweet. The sort of thing that makes everything (like your Mother's Day) so worth it.

    When my husband lies, he stretches. As he's talking, his arms go up and he cracks his neck. Pathetic. I haven't told him yet how I always know. And I don't think I ever will.

    The dog is beautiful.

  11. awwww! that's so sweet of him... i m sure he misses u, tommy and natalie, too.

  12. The "other woman" is also a little on the hairy side. And her nails do not appear to be well manicured. ;)~
    Your hubby's letter was perfection, imagine your grandchildren reading that some day....so sweet!

  13. Awwww! I want a sweet love note from my hubby!

  14. Oh gosh, that is beautiful letter, it made me cry...

    I am glad he has such a companion while he is there.

  15. I love the bad breath part and how he is stupid enough to post a pic. Priceless. I started laughing when I saw the dog.

  16. Oh, gush....what a love letter!

  17. That's so sweet! It's so cool you have two March babies.

  18. I was stunned when I read the first few lines of your entry...then I read the rest and thank goodness!
    Tom sounds like a true sweetheart. :)
    That's a pretty dog, too!

  19. What an awesome post and an awesome husband! I hope he gets home soon!

  20. oh my gosh, i just got tears in my eyes reading that. sniff sniff! tear!

    LOST FINALE TONIGHT!!!! SO EXCITED! i figured you could appreciate it...

  21. He definitely misses you! If there is going to be a girl on the side, I would much rather her look like the one in that picture.
    I could probably get along with one like that.


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