Help!
For the love of chocolate, help!
My daughter is posessed.
She'll ask me for something, right? So I'll bring it to her. Then she'd decide that she doesn't want it. So I'll put it back.
Then she does this:
She'll be like, "FOOL! Did I TELL you to put it back?" Her arms will immediately cross and she'll look offended.
EVEN THOUGH SHE TOLD ME SHE DIDN'T WANT THE ITEM!
So fine, I'll bring the thing back. Sometimes it's food, sometimes it's a toy...
And she does this:
What does she want from me?
Is she PMSing early?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS!
So I take the thing away.
And she does THIS:
Maybe she has short term memory loss and didn't realize that she asked for the item in the first place?
Maybe she HAS been posessed.
Or...maybe she's just being two.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
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That's the very definition of fickle!
ReplyDeleteBut she's so cute...
ReplyDeletelook at that face! she is so darn cute!!
ReplyDeletei think she is just being a 2 year old ;)
After just having spent 2 days with a 3 year old and a two year old I can tell you with authority - I don't have a freaking clue as to what they want.
ReplyDeleteAlthough they are darn cute, arn't they?
THAT is the million dollar question!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she is gearing up for world domination. Does she laugh evil-ly?? I'd sleep with one eye open, if I were you. ;)
have mercy on your soul my friend...she will be a fun one for you in 10 years!
ReplyDeleteWell, she's two and she's a woman. Sounds like normal behavior to me. :) She's so cute, even when she's mad.
ReplyDeletecall in the exorcist, that kid is possessed. haha but really, my three year old cousin is currently in this phase. it's super annoying when i watch her because it makes for 6 hours of misery but i'm sure its just a phase.. i mean, let's hope.
ReplyDeletexoxo
Bless your heart. I remember those days.
ReplyDeleteahhhh its so cute when other people's kids cry!! mine? not so much....
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHA! Sorry for laughing, but it's nice to see it's not just me having these weird 2-year-old problems. Whee!
ReplyDelete(I do think you have it worse for her being a girl.)
Hahaha. I have a two year old too. I think they're possessed.
ReplyDeleteYup. That's exactly what two looked like in my house. Especially with kid number three. As a matter of fact, with kid number three, that's what three looked like, and four, and five, and...well, you get the picture.
ReplyDeleteI vote two... and I also would make her get her own "stuff" if she can...
ReplyDeleteAnd when she is 15 it will be no better lol.
She is adorable
xx
It's the power of Christ that compels her.
ReplyDeleteYeah, she's two but she sure is cute when she's upset.
ReplyDeleteDitto what everyone else said....be strong!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteShit. You've got a willful one AND she is two. I advise WINE.
ReplyDeleteOh I can so relate! It is so frustrating sometimes isn't it? I like it even more when I give her a choice of two things - she points to one then screams when the other is put away. There is no pleasing a 2 year old I think! At least you've got yourself a well dressed 2 year old!
ReplyDeleteWow. She's perfected the pout at age 2. That's talent.
ReplyDeleteAllow me to bring even worse news. 3 is WAY WORSE than 2.
ReplyDeleteThen there's eight. That's when the really exercise the 'tude.
How can you say 'no' to that face! She's precious! :)
ReplyDeleteYES! She's totally learning early the ways of being a woman!!
ReplyDeleteI think she's starting her period soon. Isn't that happening earlier nowadays?
ReplyDeleteAt least at 2, she is still cute enough to get away with it. When I do that at 39, John is NOT amused!!!
ReplyDeleteHallie :)
Ugh, my 4 1/2 year old is still doing this. I'm with ya-HELP!!!
ReplyDeleteShe's so freaking cute, by the way.
But my darling she is TWO! It's in the job description! And one day she'll be three and it will pass. Really!
ReplyDeleteWait. How did you get into my house and take pictures of a little blonde 2-year old girl WHO DRIVES ME INSANE WITH THAT BEHAVIOR??
ReplyDelete(In other words: oh. I. feel. your. pain.)
LOL! My soon-to-be three-year-old BOY does the same thing...minus the crying (THANK GOODNESS). He asks to watch WALL-E, then I put it on and he says, "I don't wanna watch WALL-E". Just repeat that scenario for EVERY.SINGLE.SITUATION. He also has the arms crossed thing going on, too! Oh the terrible twos...do they ever go away???
ReplyDeleteThis is why two year olds are so darn cute - so we won't smother them when they pull this crap. LOL She is definitely a girl, always changing her mind!
ReplyDeleteThis is exactly what my 2-yer-old does.
ReplyDeleteAmazing that they have these 'skill sets' so early.
Hilarious post.
Have I the man for her. He will OFTEN do this
ReplyDelete"I don't need your help, but i need your help"
or
"I don't want that, but i do"
in the same sentence. It.is.awesome.
Forget being 2, I think she's just being female!!
ReplyDeleteOMG that third picture is beyond adorable pathetically convincing!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBut, she's so darn pretty. How can you get mad at that face. Ah ha. My favorite is one the dude pushes something away when I try to hand it to him. 'Tude already.
ReplyDeleteSo many have said the same thing. It will not get any better until she is about 18. Your only revenge: You wish on her the child she was. She's a Mom now and swears that curse worked.
ReplyDeleteShe is very cute. I know everyone's saying it, but it's still true.
ReplyDeleteAnother quality offering. I do enjoy stopping by to read you. :)
She so knows how to work it...it's a talent, a gift!
ReplyDeletewell, i was going to go with possessed (as i think mine are), but apparently, she is just being two. i don't see it ending at three though, at least in my experience. next time she does this, you can think of me and smile and say to yourself "it's not that bad. beth has twin girls!" they will be three on saturday. lord help me.
ReplyDeleteTwo is SO much fun.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think God made her so cute??? So you won't kill her, that's why!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteBeen there, heck, STILL THERE some days! As hard as it is to do, let her work it out and ignore the dramatics. Performers stop when there is no audience!
I cringe in horror as I suddenly know what my mother meant when she says, "You are worse than a two year old!"
ReplyDelete...but SHE is so durn cute!
thank god it's not only my son! I was just about to post about this same pattern.
ReplyDeleteI get to the point where I end up yelling at my husband "BUT WHAT DOES HE WANT!?!??!"
Yep, she's two. And a girl. Just wait for thirteen. Muahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteStopping by from SITS!
ReplyDeleteAh, the joys of two year olds!
hahah. her faces are SUPER cute. I know the frustrations though, my 3 year old does the same thing..even though he can talk!!! LOL He just shoots me the most evil looks sometimes!
ReplyDeleteShe is very cute! You can't resist those sad faces. I have a 3 year old boy who does the same thing. Therefore I don't think it can't be early PMSing :-)
ReplyDeleteyea BUT she is just so cute! lol!!
ReplyDeleteYes, she's two. Don't worry, you only have another two years of that.
ReplyDeleteAnd that is when I tell my 3 year old it is nap time cause she is a cranky butt.
ReplyDeleteYour girl is too cute!
She is so dog gone cute!!! I really like your blog!please stop by mine cause I'm new to all of this!:)
ReplyDeleteWait 'til she's a teenager!! This is your pre-trainig!
ReplyDeleteI also live with a two year old, just the male version.
ReplyDeleteIt's crazy sometimes (but also pretty cute most of the time).
My daughter does the same thing. It's so annoying. The joys of having a 2 year old.
ReplyDeleteI also would make her get her own "stuff" if she can...
ReplyDeleteAnd when she is 15 it will be no better lol.
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Your poor thing. This, too, shall pass. She is cute, though. There is that. :)
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteyep. two. girl. drama. it only gets better....
ReplyDeletewait until she thinks close toed shoes are the spawn of the devil...
LOL
ReplyDeleteshe IS cute!
haha! but i've once read a book about a young boy manipulating even his foster parents.. so i can say that even if one thinks a child can't do what you think she can't do, think again coz she has brains too you know. hehehe.
I don't want to frighten you, but my daughter is 9 and STILL does this but without the tantrum. Instead, I'll look over later and the toast she asked for will be sitting there cold or whatever it may be she asked for and changed her mind 2 seconds later. BUT, she at least doesn't yell or cry about it now:)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA. Someone can really relate? My almost two year old is the same way.. Sometimes I really think about Ebaying her. But i dont because I love her lots once she is in bed asleep!
ReplyDeleteI totally could've written this post!!! I've got a PMSy 2 year old disaster too :)
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