It’s no secret that I love going clothes shopping for my children.
So I decided to take pictures of them in various outfits.
I was going to share photos of Natalie in a Gymboree outfit but I’m still upset with them for not sending me a 40% off coupon. So instead I’ll be sharing pictures of Natalie in a Gap outfit.
Here is Natalie, in all her confused glory. She’s all, “I don’t YIKE this right now.” The tutu is from Gap’s Daisy Fields line, the shirt is one of their Junk Food tees, and I bought the hat from eBay. No way could I make something like that. Oh and in her hand is a piece of trash that she refused to drop.
And here is Natalie ignoring me. She does this thing where she walks away and refuses to look at you. Or move. It’s really fun when she does this in public. Then when I pick her up she goes limp.
I got Natalie to come back over and then she kept her eyes closed for the pictures. The little minx.
I started singing a creepy Yo Gabba Gabba song and her eyes flew open. Then she asked me to be quiet. She’s like a mini Simon Cowell, I tell ya. Maybe she’ll be on the next American Idol panel.
I kept singing and she was all, “You do NOT sing well.” I mean, not in those words but her expression said it all. And the fact that she covered my mouth with her palm.
Since we live on a military base, helicopters and airplanes fly overhead often. Natalie spotted one and was all, “I go on an airplane soon? Yes? I sit?” (One would HOPE that you’d sit. Sometimes I have to struggle with her to get her to sit.)
Pointing out the helicopter. “It’s loud and I don’t yike it.” Oh, and still holding onto the trash.
Natalie’s reaction to the Jesse James interview. She’s all, “What’s WRONG with that guy?”
Yes! A smile. Guess what I did to get the smile?
If you guessed running into the side of the house, you’re right! (And I overheard some woman walking past while she was talking on the phone saying, “This chick just ran into her house. On purpose, I think.”)
Natalie reaction to women loving Edward Cullen. I’ve trained her well. When she sees him she’s all, “Yuck! Too cold!” (Because I told her he had cold disgusting skin.)
For some bizarre reason she decided to pretend to eat a rock.
“Yeah. I’m pretending to eat a rock. Whatcha gonna do about it?” (Take your picture, dear.)
Natalie rocks the tutu better than Sarah Jessica Parker, I just have to say.
I’m jealous of the people who got to see the latest Sex and the City already.
One last smack into the house...
And if you’re wondering why there are rarely any photos of Tommy?