10. What did you stick up your sister's nose?
9. What do you mean you got sick all over your bed?
8. Did you cut your hair?
7. Why does it smell like poop in here?
6. You have 5 pages of math homework due tomorrow?
5. What do you mean I have to bring in 100 cupcakes by tomorrow?
4. Did you really curse in front of the teacher?
3. You want to have a Justin Bieber/Twilight/Jonas Brother themed party?
2. You do realize that you can’t go around calling boys penises even though they may have one, right? It’s what they HAVE. It’s not who they ARE.
1. Who ate all my chocolate?