It’s finally and mercifully over!
After weeks of hearing people go on about what Kate’s dress will look like, of what the wedding guests will be dining on, of the proper hats one wears to a royal wedding (really?!), it’s finally OVER.
If you’re living under a rock, I’m talking about the royal wedding.
Did anyone wake up at 4 AM to watch the nuptials?
If so, I swear I won’t laugh. (Well, maybe a little…)
I imagine I’ll catch some re-caps since I can almost bet all the channels will be showing them. I did like when I read how Kate omitted “obey” from her vows, just as Princess Diana did. There is no way I’d say I’d obey my husband. He’d be welcome to say he’d obey me, if he wishes....
No more Royal Wedding!
I imagine now the talk will be about Kate’s uterus and the heir that everyone hopes will be in it soon.
Still. At least we won’t have to hear about Buckingham Palace and disco balls in Buckingham Palace and ugly hats and “oh my Gods what is in the bag, could it be Kate’s dress?” and polishing horse carriages anymore.
So celebrate with me. Raise your glass of bubbly in the air (or in my case, water) and thank chocolate that we are done with the wedding nonsense.