Christmas is Sunday! I can hardly believe that it’s here.
So I decided to make a list of what I’d like for Christmas.
All I want for Christmas is....
--For no one to ever say 'amazeballs' again.
--For people to take word verification off their blogs. It slows up my commenting process.
--For people to use their turn signals. It seems so rude when I see vehicles weaving in and out of traffic without explaining to others WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE DOING.
--For calories not to count during the holidays. Or, you know, ever.
--For the cast of Jersey Shore to be blasted off into space, never to return again.
--For parents to stop saying that their infant is advanced. Your kid doesn’t even know where its face is.
--For sites to stop saying Free Shipping..and then in tiny letters write “on orders of 50 or more.”
--For Zak Bagans to stop showing us how dark it is on Ghost Adventures. We get it. It’s pitch black.
What do you want for Christmas?