Suburban Haiku is a hilarious book by Peyton Price. The book contains basically what the title implies: a bunch of haikus about suburban life.
Here were a few that gave me a chuckle:
(We totally have issues with the gadgets. Oops.)
(Natalie has worn tutus to the park. And many, many Disney Princess dresses.)
Want more? Buy the book! There are over 100 pages of hilarious haikus.
I think I'd get along with Peyton Price. In the About The Author piece, it states that she is a Target shopper. I'm a fan of anyone who enjoys Target. (I'm going tomorrow.)
You can purchase Suburban Haiku from Amazon or other book retailers.
To learn more about Peyton Price, you can FOLLOW her on Twitter.
You can also check out her website, suburbanhaiku.com.
If I were witty, I'd end with my own haiku.
But alas, none pop into my mind. The only thing I keep thinking is, "Please. No more Frozen. Mommy needs a break." I could probably make a haiku from that. But I've not had caffeine in like 2 hours.