Only it's not.
It's my husband. Snoring.
Some nights aren't as bad. But others?
I want to take my pillow and smack him over the face. I picture myself doing this but I don't, because it's mean. But it's also mean for him to keep snoring!
Like a lot of people, he mainly snores while on his back. Sometimes I can kick him and he'll turn. Other times he won't budge. How can he not feel my toes digging into his legs? Then again, he's a military man, he's been trained to sleep through all sorts of scenarios.
Sometimes I want to punch the person who decided that married couple should sleep in the same bed. Why? I imagine both parties would sleep better on their own. I do. That's one of the pluses when he has to deploy. I get the bed to myself! No snoring! When he's quiet, I enjoy having him next to me, don't get me wrong. But when he SNORES? Constantly?
I get stabby.
I do not like my sleep disturbed.
Stop the snoring!
There are literally about a thousand anti-snoring devices you can try out in the market these days. What would it hurt to see if they'd actually work?
I might have to try one out. Have you ever used an anti-snoring device? Did it work?