Friday, September 26, 2014

Things I Know For Sure

--I could never be an ice road trucker. Have you seen the reality show Ice Road Truckers? These truckers have to drive over frozen lakes--which could break at any time. Not to mention driving on snow covered roads. I need warmth. And properly plowed roads.


--I will always tear up when listening to For Good from Wicked.


--I can't stand Chelsea from Teen Mom 2's voice when she talks like a baby. Stop it, Chelsea. You're hurting America's ears.


--I could never work on one of those boats on Deadliest Catch. I'd fly right off the ship. I'd get pinched by the crab they catch. Did I mention I'd fly right off the ship?


--I don't like coffee. But I love the smell.


--I always want to start off with "ANSWER" if someone starts off with "QUESTION"..followed by their question. Why start with question? Just write the question. We can see it's a question.


--I will always mock the Credit Connection building that has YOUR APPROVED outside their front door. How can the public take you seriously if you don't comprehend basic grammar?


--I think it's gross if someone doesn't shower daily. Even if they haven't done anything. Your body still secrets stuff. Bathe.


--I watch too many reality shows. Three of these things on this list are referring to reality shows.


--I prefer to listen to oldies. Like from The Beatles. Tom Petty. The Beach Boys. Or musicals. I also love musicals.


--I've had a crush on Elijah Wood since I was around 12. Before Frodo. Watch Huck Finn. He's hilarious in it. Watch Radio Flyer. You'll cry. AND he was on creepy Yo Gabba Gabba which shows he has a sense of humor. A lot of people couldn't handle dancing with a diseased penis.



23 comments:

  1. I know I couldn't be an ice road trucker because I can't drive in the first place. But I do admire Lisa for doing it. And I usually do say answer when someone starts off with question!

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  2. I hate ANY and ALL baby talk from adults.

    I also hate when people ask a question and then say GO.

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  3. Can't stand Chelsea! And I love musicals too. They are so fun to sing along to.

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  4. I always used to think the same things when watching Ice Road Truckers and Deadliest Catch! Other than flying off the ship, that one looks pretty damn cold too. I like being warm and dry waaay too much for all that.

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  5. Im sorry about your crush lol I laughed my butt off when I seen him in this episode.

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  6. Baby talk is never okay- even to children. You're an adult!

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  7. One of my friend's was ridiculous with the baby talk with her bf and it started getting worse - like when we were in public places. Yikes.

    I would never want any of those crazy jobs. No driving on ice - what if it is unseasonably warm one day while I am on it? No catching fish while risking my life. no thanks. But the shows are extremely entertaining. And I appreciate the work they do cuz they supply my fish. And whatever the truckers deliver.

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  8. I couldn't be an ice road trucker or work on a crab boat because I get cold when it's 70 degrees out - I'd probably freeze to death before I crashed or flew off! I too love the smell of coffee but not the taste, reality shows, and Elijah Wood. I think we should be friends :)!

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  9. Oh I remember Elijah before Frodo!! I always thought he was cute too.

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  10. Every time someone says question I say answer. I can't help myself. Every single time.

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  11. I couldn't be on Deadliest Catch because I'd be afraid someone would get seasick! True story!
    And Tom Petty is one of my all time favorites. My parents saw him in concert last week and I was jealous!

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  12. I'm the same way with coffee! I only like frozen versions loaded with sugar and whatnot. But I loooove the smell of it when it's freshly brewing!!!!
    Elijah Wood was one of my first loves. Did you ever see him in Forever Young with Mel Gibson? That's when my love affair with him began.

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  13. HAHAHAHA dying. A diseased penis. I have yet to see Yo Gabba Gabba but continually hear how terrible/awesome it is. Kinda like reality TV...only for kids? I also hate coffee but love smelling it in the morning. Weirdos!

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  14. I remember watching that episode of Yo Gabba Gabba and being like what?? My son is totally hooked on Ice Road Truckers and we watch it together. Great stuff there! I too love the smell of coffee brewing, but the taste, blech!

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  15. Being around ice sounds great to me but that's because of menopause. When I camp I have to go a day or two with only a baby wipe bath, but it doesn't feel too good, so I'm with you on that one. And I love oldies music.

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  16. For Good kills me. I think I will go listen to it right now!-Ashley

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  17. I don't even know any of the current music groups - I'm pretty lame!
    On the showering thing - I went to grad school with a girl who only took a shower if she ran that day. So, if she went 3 days without running she went 3 days without showering!!!

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  18. I'm watching too many reality shows right now too.. I'm sad Big Brother is over (while happy Derrick won!) because that was my major time consumer!

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  19. you are so funny. i hate when people insert "you know" into a sentence. what if i don't know?!?

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  20. Yes...For Good makes me tear up every time. It's my favorite song in the show, but I'm sad when I hear it because that means it's almost over.

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  21. I had to stop watching Teen Mom because EVERYONE drove me crazy with their stupidity. And, I don't drink coffee either....but the smell....to die for. Stopping by from SITS.

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  22. You know how you clinch your bum when you think something bad might happen, as if clinching your bum might prevent it from happening ... I do that, nearly the whole time when I watch Ice road truckers!
    I drink coffee, lots of it, but I also think that coffee smells so much nicer than what it tastes.

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  23. Ice road truckers are beyond me, I'm not on their relaxation level and ugh, Chelsea's high pitched whiney voice bugs me.

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