I'm too cheap to buy new ones.
And I love my junk food so I have to walk.
As I'm walking, I'm listening to music so I can pretend I'm not in pain.
The other day, I walked right into dog poop.
I have been noticing a lot of poop on the trail that I walk on and I don't understand. Why aren't people picking up after their pets?
If I ever saw a person allow their dog to deficate in front of me and not pick it up, I'd say something. I'd be all, "Hey! Contrary to what you might believe, this is not a toilet for your pet." Or, if I hadn't had my caffeine yet, I'd probably snap, "Pick up the shit."
I see so many piles of poop, guys. Now I have to pay attention, which annoys me, because I like to zone out with my music so I don't feel the burning sensation in my thighs or the huge drops of sweat dripping off my forehead.
Please! If you have a dog, always clean up the poop.