So my husband deployed.
How did my first week go?
--Natalie came running inside and was like, "I got hurt."
I flipped out at first, because she's always getting hurt. Then I realized it was only a scrape, so I rubbed Neosporin on it. It's looking much better now.
--I dropped this bowl on my toe.
It hurt. I cursed.
--I also dropped dinner.
Maybe it's Karma because I used a paper plate and am damaging the environment. I also cursed.
--My cat also randomly looks at the ceiling so I assume there's a ghost in the house.
Stop it, Max. You're scaring me.
So it's really no wonder why I bought all this:
I feel better now.