As I said before, I’m awful with directions.
It’s a good thing Jennifer knew where she was going.
She got us safely to our OnLocation movie tour where a bus would drive us around to different places where movies were filmed.
I really liked our guide. She was full of energy and her name was Roseanne. I love the show Roseanne.
We drove by Central Park:
Scenes from Enchanted were filmed here.
Trump Tower. There’s Donald Trump going, “You’re fired!”
The Flatiron Building.
You see that guy? His head was bleeding and he was walking around going, “Could somebody PLEASE give a cigarette to a guy whose head is bleeding?” There certainly are characters in New York, let me tell you. Jennifer and I also passed a singing naked old lady cowgirl. We were disturbed.
Here’s Jennifer and I in front of the I Am Legend house. I never saw it.
Katz’s Deli! You can't really see it but it's in the corner. You get a happy dance if you know the significance of it.
Jennifer walking into Dash. Yes, that’s the Kardashian’s store. No, I wasn’t impressed. Some security guard was inside going, “You can’t take pictures of the merchandise.” Someone from our group did buy something. It was a chick who was a Snooki lookalike. It was disturbing. Newsflash: orange skin does NOT look good. Nor does poofy hair.
Law & Order is filmed here a lot.
This is the firehouse where Ghostbusters was filmed.
The firemen and women are proud of this fact:
Some rich guy in a Lamborghini passed the bus:
Does this look familiar?
Yup. The Cosby Show house. The owners got $1300 per outside shot. Not from us. The show. I wish a sitcom wanted shots of my house.
After the tour, we went to the Hard Rock Café for dinner:
Yes, I needed that drink. After all the walking, my feet were like, “What is going on?” Plus, it was hot. I felt like my face was going to melt off.
Then we got to see Wicked!
Go see it. It’s fabulous. I laughed, I cried, I wanted to know who the heck played Boq because he was pretty attractive and plus, I liked saying the name Boq.
I’ll end with a photo of this:
Let’s pretend you’re on Jeopardy. I’m Alex Trebec except I have a vagina.
What building is this?
*Cue Jeopardy music*