As you read this, I am in Disney World, provided everything went well with the airplanes.
I managed to finish packing. Remember how I was having issues with that? I had to sit on my suitcase to get it to zip. I’m not sure where the souvenirs will go. Maybe we’ll strap them to ourselves on the way home. Having a stuffed Nemo tied to my head would pass through security, right?
I got Natalie to agree that she didn’t need the entire contents of her room to come with us. So her personal backpack/suitcase is currently stuffed with random toys. When she ran out of room, she tried to hide some in MY suitcase which, as I mentioned before, is STUFFED. I removed them. She cried. She tried to hide them again. I found them. I cried. Mainly because I hate that Tom can’t come with us. And also, because he folds better than I do.
Tommy has been obsessively looking at Google maps so he understands his surroundings at Disney World. If we get lost, he’ll probably know his way better than I ever will.
I’ll be celebrating my birthday here. I do NOT want a character to follow me around. Especially the ones without a face. Their real face, I mean. I hate the masked characters. I need to know what is going on with their REAL expressions. I don’t like to be mimed at. I don’t know what they want. So no, Eeyore better not follow me around. Flynn Rider can stay.
I plan on pigging out while I’m here because, well, I’ll be walking a lot and that will burn off all the junk, right?
I might even get drunk here. They sell lots of fancy booze. Not in front of the children, mind you. Well, maybe, if they stop listening.
Tom’s family is here to help so I’m not entirely alone. It’s a mini family reunion. We’ll be Skyping with Tom so he can see us all.
As you finish reading this, I’m probably stuffing my face with the gigantic cupcakes they sell. If you’re at Disney World and pass a woman shoving icing down her throat, come say hello!
I probably won’t be online as much. If you want to keep up with my Disney posts, you can follow my Twitter account here. I also have Instagram under WhisperingWriter.