Monday, June 17, 2013

I'm At Disney World!

As you read this, I am in Disney World, provided everything went well with the airplanes.

I managed to finish packing. Remember how I was having issues with that? I had to sit on my suitcase to get it to zip. I’m not sure where the souvenirs will go. Maybe we’ll strap them to ourselves on the way home. Having a stuffed Nemo tied to my head would pass through security, right?

I got Natalie to agree that she didn’t need the entire contents of her room to come with us. So her personal backpack/suitcase is currently stuffed with random toys. When she ran out of room, she tried to hide some in MY suitcase which, as I mentioned before, is STUFFED. I removed them. She cried. She tried to hide them again. I found them. I cried. Mainly because I hate that Tom can’t come with us. And also, because he folds better than I do.

Tommy has been obsessively looking at Google maps so he understands his surroundings at Disney World. If we get lost, he’ll probably know his way better than I ever will.

I’ll be celebrating my birthday here. I do NOT want a character to follow me around. Especially the ones without a face. Their real face, I mean. I hate the masked characters. I need to know what is going on with their REAL expressions. I don’t like to be mimed at. I don’t know what they want. So no, Eeyore better not follow me around. Flynn Rider can stay.

I plan on pigging out while I’m here because, well, I’ll be walking a lot and that will burn off all the junk, right?

I might even get drunk here. They sell lots of fancy booze. Not in front of the children, mind you. Well, maybe, if they stop listening.

Tom’s family is here to help so I’m not entirely alone. It’s a mini family reunion. We’ll be Skyping with Tom so he can see us all.

As you finish reading this, I’m probably stuffing my face with the gigantic cupcakes they sell. If you’re at Disney World and pass a woman shoving icing down her throat, come say hello!

I probably won’t be online as much. If you want to keep up with my Disney posts, you can follow my Twitter account here. I also have Instagram under WhisperingWriter.


  1. Have a great time! And watch out for Mickey Mouse! I heard he's humping anything since he broke up with Minnie! ;)

  2. Hope you are having a magical trip at Disney! Can't wait to hear all about your adventures when you return...and happy birthday!-The Dose Girls

  3. I hope you are having a fabulous time! And a super birthday! Can't wait to hear all about it!

  4. I hope you are having a great time in Disney World. I went twice in the high school band and we did a few parades. I loved it there. My neighbor from across the street just got back yesterday but they drove down instead of flying.
    I love the keychain made for your husband that was posted in the Father's Day post yesterday. That is so sweet.
    And I'm not following you on Twitter. I don't use Twitter much (I forget about it most of the time) but maybe I'll head over to your pictures and see if I recognize anything from a little over 10 years ago. Have a happy & safe vacation!

  5. I hope you have a great time. Enjoy all of the calories. You do deserve it.

    Happy Birthday!!!!!

  6. Flynn Rider can follow me around too...

    Have fun!!

  7. Jealous. That is all...well, that, and I'm glad you were able to fit everything...have fun!

  8. We just got back, so I guess we missed you! Hope you have a great time and a very happy birthday!

  9. I hope y'all are having fun, and it doesn't rain on you much (the weather around here has SUCKED lately).
    I just followed you on Instagram!

  10. Hope you are having a great time and have a great birthday! Those big characters creep me out!

  11. Yeah for you! Have a great time and a cupcake for me too!
    Safe travels

  12. Have a wonderful birthday, hope no creepy animals follow you around and that you get quietly drunk while the kids are distracted by shiny things (if you so wish). Enjoy Disney!

  13. Happy Birthday, Amber and have lots of fun! Gonna miss you.

  14. Hope you don't see any line jumpers, late time I was there we saw a lot of the whole "1 person in line then next thing you know their closest 50 friends are also in line with them in front of you" thing going on!

  15. If I were there with you I would stuff my face full of ginormous cupcakes with you WHILE (secretly) drunkenly taunting the masked characters... It would be so much fun!!

  16. I hope you're having fun!! I hate masked characters too...


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