**I'm in Disney World this week so my time on the Internet isn't going to be much. I'll get back to you when I return. I will still be reading comments. To see what I'm up to in the Happiest Place on Earth, you can follow me on Twitter and Instagram.**
You guys know I hate flying.
And I have to fly to get to Disney World.
If you see me posting on Instagram or Twitter, you know I'm alive, and that the plane was okay.
But I still have to fly home.
The news is not helping with my fears. The latest story? Lots of airport security passes are MISSING. Does this mean anyone can stroll near the plane?
Another story? Many Southwest planes need maintenance. They haven't gone in for maintenance for some reason. This frightens me because I'M FLYING ON A SOUTHWEST PLANE.
I panic when there is turbulence.
This is why I need a book to distract me. Or I read trashy magazines.
I also turn into Annie from Bridesmaids:
I mean, maybe not like THAT, but like this when I ask for some alcohol to relax me and they tell me it'll be $10 for a tiny bottle.
I also get offended if the person in front of me reclines their seat. I'd like to be able to move, stranger person.
Let's hope for a smooth trip. If it isn't, you'll see my reports on social media.