Things I Resolve NOT To Do

It's almost the New Year! People generally make resolutions, but I prefer to create a list of things I resolve NOT to do. Join me!

I RESOLVE TO NOT....

Put down the books and join reality. I'd prefer to stay in a fictional world, thanks. This current one is too insane and cruel for me at the moment. Bye. (Need book suggestions? Check these out.)

Turn off the reality shows. Sure, they might be brain rot. But it's hilarious brain rot.

Wish Grey's Anatomy had that first couple of season spark back. The show was SO GOOD and then it just got...meh. And it keeps GOING and nothing really happens anymore. Shonda Rimes, come back! 

Stop eating McDonald's. I know I always say this, but it's accurate. And it probably will be forever, because let's face it, that Diet Coke and fries hit just right. 

Stop thinking Trump is a convicted felon. He is. And Ice is horrible and most of the people they arrest haven't done half of the awful things mango mussolini has committed. Karma will come for him. 

Give up my Diet Coke. I know people make resolutions every year to GIVE UP SODA and I'm like, WHY? If I gave up my Diet Coke, I'd be pretty cranky. Let me drink in peace, thank you. 

I hope everyone has a Happy New Year! I'll have to be sure to take a nap so I will last until midnight.