Friday, March 18, 2011

Things That Make Me go, "WTF?"

The world is a strange place. These are some of the following things that made me think, “WTF?”





This dude startled me. I was walking around the kitchen and at first thought, “Burglar on the roof!” Then I realized he was just messing with his satellite dish.







The balloon looked as though it was hovering on its own and I thought, “GHOST!” Then I realized it was just over the vent. I really shouldn’t watch all those ghost shows.







What is this THING on John Corbett’s head? He guest starred on the show Parenthood and when he walked on screen with that thing I burst out laughing. Some people are NOT hat people.







For some reason US Weekly likes to have entire articles about the girls from Teen Mom. This interview was with Corey and Leah and this bit made me go, “WTF?” I get that families are different but it’s strange to me to hear the phrase man of the house in the year 2011. If Tom ever said that he had rules, there would be issues.







Ha! Suri Cruise was spotted with penis gummies. I’m amused. I remember I had penis macaroni at one point...







What is the turtle doing to poor Snow White?!

61 comments:

  1. Secret Mom ThoughtsMarch 18, 2011 at 7:25 AM

    We had penis gummies and a penis cake at my bachelorette party. Fun times.

    Please rescue Snow White. LOL.

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  2. DianeMarch 18, 2011 at 7:29 AM

    I'm with you! WTF?

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  3. laughingmomMarch 18, 2011 at 7:32 AM

    Turtle is demonstrating the proper use for a gummi penis. Wasn't Gummi one of the seven dwarfs?

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  4. Mrs. WerginzMarch 18, 2011 at 7:36 AM

    Hilarious! I am more wondering why that man has 2 satellite dishes?!

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  5. RottenMomMarch 18, 2011 at 7:41 AM

    WTF on every single one of them!

    I am the man of my house.

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  6. DiandraMarch 18, 2011 at 7:43 AM

    Haha. The BF is the "man of the house", definitely - which means he has to take the trash out. ^^

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  7. Jessica at Me Sew CrazyMarch 18, 2011 at 7:49 AM

    lol - penis gummies, on the heels of pacifiers...ouch

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  8. Samantha SottoMarch 18, 2011 at 7:50 AM

    Satellite man was spying on the ghost balloon that was thinking about getting the same cap as John Corbett who wore the cap to keep his brain from leaking out of his ears after watching a Teen Mom episode featuring the use of gummy penises by turtles in heat. ;-)

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  9. HannahMarch 18, 2011 at 7:54 AM

    I'm pretty sure Katie Holmes is looking at the guy and thinking, mmmm, penis gummies.

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  10. cfoxes33March 18, 2011 at 7:55 AM

    Just wait until my 14 y.o. sees the Penis Gummies. That makes me say....O.M.G.!!!!

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  11. JessicaMarch 18, 2011 at 7:57 AM

    Whoa, that turtle is out of bounds... Snow White is royalty after all!!! I am a new follower and your blog is hilarious! So glad I found it!

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  12. RosalindMarch 18, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    Penis Gummies? I wonder if I can buy some at Toys R US? FOR REAL!!! Who gives that kind of crap to their kids???

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  13. Rita TempletonMarch 18, 2011 at 8:38 AM

    WTF is so right! Especially because that's the ONLY thing I could think to say about Suri's penis gummies! Wow! I just about fell out of my chair laughing at that one.

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  14. Lady EstrogenMarch 18, 2011 at 8:39 AM

    HAHA.. poor Snow White - hasn't she had enough from all those dwarfs?

    Does Scientology agree with those Gummie Penises? Hummm

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  15. LydiaMarch 18, 2011 at 8:47 AM

    Whoa, turtle - get a room! And Snow White you are NOT anymore. More like Dirty Snow (which could actually double as your stage name if you decide to go the stripper route)

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  16. MWalkerMarch 18, 2011 at 8:50 AM

    Who gives their kids Penis Gummies to eat?!?!?!? That is just wrong. Gah.

    Poor Snow White.

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  17. alessandraMarch 18, 2011 at 8:59 AM

    OMG! Hahaha!

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  18. UnknownMarch 18, 2011 at 9:04 AM

    Mr. Turtle looks to be explaining one of his "rules."

    Please, someone send the fashion police to bitch slap John Corbett for that infraction. Make it stop.

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  19. AnonymousMarch 18, 2011 at 9:09 AM

    All I have for you here are giggles. . .

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  20. SLMMarch 18, 2011 at 9:14 AM

    Omg...I had a ghost/balloon experience when I was like 8 years old and ever since balloons give me the chills. But I have also been known to watch marathons of ghost shows. Lol

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  21. heavenisabookstoreMarch 18, 2011 at 10:21 AM

    Haha thanks for the laugh today. I needed that.

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  22. Hello I'm Lala!March 18, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    Lmao!! You are a hoot!!! I agree.

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  23. randineMarch 18, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    OMG, penis gummies? For reals? I feel so Canadian right now. We don't have penis gummies here, at least not that I've ever seen.
    And I'm not sure how to feel about them, I kind of like them, but I kind of hate them. And why would you give them to your kids??

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  24. Cathy KMarch 18, 2011 at 11:28 AM

    Oh my! I recommend a minute or two of meditation or maybe a high dose B vitamin to combat this sudden increase in WTF activity!

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  25. Jessica BMarch 18, 2011 at 11:55 AM

    Penis gummies?? Who knew they even existed?

    The real question is, are there also vagina gummies?

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  26. Mrs. MMarch 18, 2011 at 12:49 PM

    WTF is right! Especially about the question in US Weekly. Even is a man THINKS he is in charge we all know the truth...and he should know better than to every say that out loud. I mean, c'mon! :)

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  27. VenassaMarch 18, 2011 at 12:55 PM

    Haha Suri is always causing a stir.. with her high heels and her penis gummies.

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  28. JuliMarch 18, 2011 at 12:56 PM

    Maybe the man with the two sattilite dishes is having "dish envy"... maybe he needs to get himself some penis gummies or macarroni.... wait, I think I may have a penis cake pan somewhere from my single days... we can use black sprinkles...

    What?

    TMI?

    OH.

    WTF?

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  29. Peppermint PattyMarch 18, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    I have totally missed reading your blog and seeing your kids' pictures...especially Natalie. ;)

    I'm back!

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  30. BrootMarch 18, 2011 at 2:00 PM

    Definitely WTF at the penis gummies. Here in NZ there was public outcry when a kid was given a mixed bag of lollies that contained a penis gummy. http://www.3news.co.nz/Jelly-genitalia-causes-stir/tabid/423/articleID/197923/Default.aspx See?

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  31. UnknownMarch 18, 2011 at 3:04 PM

    LMAO- I remember when my older son found the penis straws I had hidden for my sister's upcoming bachelorette party- that was interesting to try to explain.

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  32. GigiMarch 18, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    That guy just needs to ask my guys exactly what being the "man of the house" entails.....according to them it's a thankless job since they get all the crap jobs around here.

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  33. stephanieMarch 18, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    Suri Cruises's penis gummies made me giggle. As did poor Snow White.

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  34. Sorta Southern Single MomMarch 18, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    Penis Gummies??? I shouldn't really be surprised... I guess I'd just not thought of it before... hmmm, what shape gummies do I want this time? bears? worms? I know! pensis! (how do you pluralize that word anyway?) Yeah, see, it just doesn't come to mind.

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  35. SarahfMarch 18, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    WTF indeed. Did you at least rescue Snow White and get her counselling?

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  36. JanetMarch 18, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    I have rules too. One of them is that children don't get to eat penis gummies.

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  37. JenMarch 18, 2011 at 7:11 PM

    WTF is totally right.

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  38. Sandra TylerMarch 18, 2011 at 7:33 PM

    LOVE the yellow face balloon...locked up with kids can make you really think you ARE seeing ghosts...

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  39. tracey.becker1@gmail.comMarch 18, 2011 at 7:44 PM

    Penis gummies sounds disappointing. So soft and squishy...

    Also? The pic of John Corbett was very much appreciated by my drunk ass. I love you. Hav eI said that recently? MUWAHHHH!!! Where do you live again? Want ot come over and drink this bottle wif me?

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  40. AMYMarch 18, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    Hahaha.....wtf!
    I can't believe they let Suri have those, and in public.

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  41. AnonymousMarch 18, 2011 at 8:40 PM

    I think snow white and the turtle are going to need to have 'the talk' after they are done. Snow white may be on roofies....I'm not sure she knows what's going on. You may have to call the cops on Turtle. Yikes.

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  42. shortmamaMarch 18, 2011 at 8:44 PM

    Suri with the penis gummies is hilarious!!! And a bit disturbing

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  43. CorinneMarch 18, 2011 at 9:18 PM

    Penis gummies...LOL! She was probably just holding them for her mom.

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  44. Joanna JenkinsMarch 18, 2011 at 10:13 PM

    Penis Gummies!?!?! Who makes that stuff. Ha!

    Have a great weekend, jj

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  45. Formerly known as FrauMarch 19, 2011 at 7:07 AM

    I bought my friend penis pasta but gummies hello who doesn't love a good gummie! Love the WTF so awesome!

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  46. AnonymousMarch 19, 2011 at 9:57 AM

    That balloon would creep me out too - and if it talked to me - which it just might if I stared at it long enough - I would pop it's yellow face.

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  47. ShrinkyMarch 19, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    I'm not at all surprised about Snow White, did you know she once lived with SEVEN guys?

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  48. AletheaMarch 19, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    Snow White is trying new things... Prince Charming, Seven Dwarves, they're old news.

    And penis gummies?! Where do you get those?!

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  49. SpotMarch 19, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    Why do you have angry balloons at your house?

    ♥Spot

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  50. labbie1March 19, 2011 at 5:50 PM

    Seriously? Suri with a pacifier and then with penis gummies???? Hmmm...

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  51. AnonymousMarch 19, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    Maybe Snow White likes it?

    And Man of the House would definitely earn my husband some time on the couch.

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  52. Katie GatesMarch 19, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    Looks like Snow White ate too many penis gummies. Maybe she needs a man to impose some rules on her... NOT! Thanks for stopping by my SITS day last week. I'm still catching up from that!!!

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  53. Ca88andraMarch 19, 2011 at 8:01 PM

    Penis gummies??? wtf???

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  54. Tiffany TweedieMarch 20, 2011 at 11:27 AM

    Your post is freakin' me out!

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  55. tori.nelsonMarch 20, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    Hahah! Penis Gummies are said to have 3 servings of fruit within each penis-shaped snack. Poor, girl!

    Stopping by from SITS,
    Tori

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  56. Kristy @LoveandblasphemyMarch 20, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    Just today, I said, WTF?! When my mother's neighbor took out a REALLY loud leaf blower and started blowing out the inside of his luggage from his garage. This was occurring right outside of the window of the bedroom my son was trying to nap in. WTF?!

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  57. Midnight CowgirlMarch 20, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    Love the balloon :)

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  58. ISRAEL CARRASCOMarch 20, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    Snow White just delivered her baby and it came out very,very slowly.

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  59. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comMarch 20, 2011 at 9:45 PM

    Freud would have unflattering insight into Suri Cruise's penis gummy and pacifier fetishes.

    Thanks for visiting my hometown.
    Have a good week.
    xoRobyn

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  60. MyyaMarch 21, 2011 at 1:05 AM

    The balloon would have freaked me out a little too. I am so easily spooked, I'm such a baby.

    Corey saying I mean I have my rules... Ummm hell to the no!!!

    Penis Gummies... bawwwwhaaahaa!

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  61. KristaMarch 21, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    Really? Penis gummies? That is too funny. How'd they explain that one?

    P.S. There's something at my blog for you: http://krissysue2.blogspot.com/2011/03/you-like-me-you-really-like-me.html

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