Friday, September 23, 2011

I'm Getting Lasik Today

So. Today is the day I’m getting Lasik.

I’m not going to lie.

I’m freaked out.

So I decided to make a list of things that freak me out MORE than getting Lasik to help calm me down.


--Anything Mary Kay


--Adults who gush over Twilight


--The woman who looks like a Cheetah. (Seriously, she’s had so much plastic surgery that her face resembles a Cheetah. Or something.)


--Running out of chocolate


--Basically everyone who goes onto The Maury Show—except for the sick kids.


--Not being able to use the computer for 24 hours (seriously, I can’t after Lasik. I wonder if I can call out Facebook statuses for my husband to type but I worry he’ll type something complete different. Like, “Hi, I’m Amber and I’m wearing black goggles on my face because I just got Lasik..” while I’m screaming, “No, write that I made it through Lasik okay! I MADE IT THROUGH LASIK OKAY!”)


I'll see you on the 20/20 side the next time I update.

I hope.

(I'll be updating my Twitter this morning until Lasik and then as soon as I can get online again..)

31 comments:

  1. Good luck! (Is that a proper thing to say when there are about to be lasers near your eyes?)

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  2. i wish you the very best luck.. you'll do wonderful!!!

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  3. Hope you are seeing 20/20 before ya know it!

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  4. Good luck! I'm sure everything will go fine. Make sure you make Tom baby you.

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  5. Good Luck! I think the 24 hours without the computer would be the hardest part for me! :0

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  6. good luck! I'm sure you'll do great!

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  7. Adults who gush over Twilight- that made me laugh.

    But Good Luck, you'll love it!

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  8. Yay Lasik!! Can't wait to hear how it goes for you!

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  9. You won't regret it!! The first day or two are the worst of it, but even then you tell how much better your vision is!!!

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  10. Best of luck on your Lasik!

    I am a new follower who is loving your blog posts! gotomommy.blogspot.com

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  11. I got lasik and I love it. Especially the part where they say that watching TV is the perfect way to recover. I tell my husband I got lasik all the time just, so I can watch more TV.

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  12. You are going to love it! Except for the intense scratching and how you'll want to claw your eyes out---but that's right, you wont be able to read this till it's over. Haha!

    Seriously, you're going to love it.

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  13. I'm late to the party....how did it go?? Off to check twitter!

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  14. Good luck. I hope your eyes don't fall out. j/k You're going to love not wearing glasses.

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  15. Love your list. You're going to love it. My sister had it done and is tickled pink. Glasses got put away in a drawer and she hasn't used them in months.

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  16. hope everything went okay!! can't wait to hear all about it!

    wm

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  17. Good luck!! Hope all goes well.
    I don't get the big deal about Twilight either. I can not sit through the first one, much less #whatever they're on.
    And if you're talking about that lady on The Doctors, omg... talk about too much plastic surgery.

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  18. Wishing you all the best! Oh and twilight obsessions scare me too.

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  19. I can't wait to do this let me know how it goes

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  20. Damn, now I'm not going to be able to pretend I'm 25 anymore. Hope it went perfectly and you can recover with your feet up and the remote in your hand. And chocolate mounded up all around you.

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  21. Good luck!!
    Adults who gush over Twilight freak me out too. And that includes my mother.

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  22. Hope everything went well (I'm sure it did). And I'm with you-- running out of chocolate would be a real crisis for me.

    xo jj

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  23. That lady totally freaks me out, too. And just think! NEXT time you see her, it'll be even more clearly! *shudder*

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  24. I hope you're all better now! You'll have to tell us ALL the details. That's one scary surgery and I'm not sure I'd be brave enough to even try it!!! Hugs!

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