Christmas is Sunday! I can hardly believe that it’s here.
So I decided to make a list of what I’d like for Christmas.
All I want for Christmas is....
--For no one to ever say 'amazeballs' again.
--For people to take word verification off their blogs. It slows up my commenting process.
--For people to use their turn signals. It seems so rude when I see vehicles weaving in and out of traffic without explaining to others WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE DOING.
--For calories not to count during the holidays. Or, you know, ever.
--For the cast of Jersey Shore to be blasted off into space, never to return again.
--For parents to stop saying that their infant is advanced. Your kid doesn’t even know where its face is.
--For sites to stop saying Free Shipping..and then in tiny letters write “on orders of 50 or more.”
--For Zak Bagans to stop showing us how dark it is on Ghost Adventures. We get it. It’s pitch black.
So.
What do you want for Christmas?
Friday, December 23, 2011
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Your list, for the most part, works for me! Toss the Kardasians on the rocket ship and maybe a few more folks (a few clowns in DC come to mind) and I'd consider it a perfect Christmas.
ReplyDeleteI am LOVING your list! Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteI want the same deal concerning the calories!
ReplyDeleteAnd just for you, when I switched over my blog, I turned off the word verification. You're welcome! ;o)
Merry Christmas!
Right now? What I want is for my whiney, bratty daughter to STFU!!! I know, I'm a horrible parent.....and the whole Santa thing isn't working either!!
ReplyDeleteI am so with you on amazeballs. Almost as bad as 'cool beans'. What the heck does that even mean?
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
LOL OMG I love your list!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is awesome!! You made me laugh so hard. Thank you for this and yes word verification does suck.
Love your list. I want the kids to get dressed without sounding like they are being tortured. It is the little things...
ReplyDeleteHa! Yes..my infant is super advanced. If by advanced you mean that she still poops in her pants, then yes. Ah. This list makes me smile.
ReplyDeleteI want my six year old to stop beating my Angry Birds score and I need my son to move his doll so I can see the comment I am trying to type! :)
ReplyDeleteTo sleep for 48 hours... wake me up after Xmas please!
ReplyDeleteI also think your list is BANGIN.
ReplyDeleteHave a very merry Christmas!
amazeball
'Totally on the wagon with ya here girl. I believe we share the same list!
ReplyDeleteGod bless and have a wonderfully bright and beautiful Christmas filled with the laughter of great frinds, the love of family and fudge baby. Ya gotta have fudge!
MERRY CHRISTMAS YA'LL!!! :o)
Oh my goodness!!!! I just realized that I want the very same things for Christmas!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe must be twins.
Hope your weekend is fabulous.
I hate the word verification.
ReplyDeleteCalories do not count for me this year. Yay!
Just say no to word verification!
ReplyDeleteI want a clone of myself or an i-robot thingy...the ultimate hired hand.
I want to lose 10 lbs. without cutting calories of working out.
Perfect list! I want my daughter to stop rolling her eyes while saying "I understand" - she's only 4 for crying out loud! Oh and for someone to come clean my house!
ReplyDeleteThis list is AMAZEBALLS!
ReplyDeleteGreat list...I hope Santa is good to you! I want to lose 20 pounds without exercising....an ipad, new car, oh list goes on and on and on!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!!
I have word verification. I may take it off just for you and see how things go.
ReplyDeleteThat is one amazeballs list.
ReplyDeleteI usually don't do word verification (or moderation) but because of some crazed whack-job I have to have it for now. Maybe a Christmas miracle will occur and I can take it off soon.
ReplyDeleteYou know what I would like for Christmas? For EVERYONE to have their emails linked to their comments....or barring that to their profile. It drives me batty not to be able to respond to comments directly.
I've never heard the term "amazeballs" before - and so thankful my family is not aware of it!
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one. You know what I'd like? Zach to turn ON the lights. Lord, he's easy on the eyes and it all goes to waste in the dark.
ReplyDeleteI love your list! Word verification drives me nutty too. I honestly don't understand why people have it...do they really get that much spam!?
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'd love for there to be no music on blogs. Crrrazy.
I told Hubby tonight that all I want for Christmas is to have everything done on Christmas Eve, house "clean-ish" and when the kids are in bed to sit on the couch, glass of Baileys in hand, and watch a Christmas movie together. Um....ain't gonna happen. Maybe next year! Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteThis is a pretty good list!! I hope you get your Christmas wishes it would make the world nicer for all of us!! Wishing you and your family a wonderful Christmas and a very happy, safe and healthy New Year!! How wonderful for your family to be getting to celebrate it all together!! Much love to you!!
ReplyDeleteThis Christmas, I can honestly say, that although it was not the way I wanted for it to happen, I got exactly what I've always wanted.
ReplyDeleteFor peace in my house for my boys.
LOL, I totally say amazeballs sometimes.
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