Nothing much to report so I’ll do My Dear Letters. Letters I wish I could send.
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Dear Natalie,
I’m sorry I jumped and screamed, therefore scaring YOU but you cannot sneak up on your mother like that after she’s watched a marathon of Ghost Adventures.
Signed,
A-Probably-Shouldn’t-Watch-Ghost-Shows-But-I-Can’t-Help-It,
Amber
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Dear Downton Abbey,
Really, I have to wait a YEAR for new episodes? I am incredibly impatient.
Signed,
A-Really-Likes-Looking-At-Matthew-Crawley,
Amber
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Dear Angelina Jolie,
Thanks for baring your leg during the Oscars. Many times. It probably weighs less than my ARM.
Signed,
A-Thinks-Angie-Should-Eat-More-Whoppers,
Amber
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Dear Tommy,
No, I’m sorry, you won’t be getting a life-sized Angry Birds cake for your birthday. Your Mom is not Tori Spelling.
Signed,
A-Regular-Sized-Cake-Mom,
Amber
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Dear Disney Store,
Please put your Rapunzel wedding collection on sale. My daughter wants several pieces but if I purchase them we’ll have to eat Ramen for a month. (The collection is here if you're curious. And yes, I did also write that on their Facebook page.)
Signed,
A-Would-Love-A-50%-Off-Sale,
Amber
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Dear Target,
I swear I went in for wrapping paper. Not sure how that added up to $58.62.
Signed,
A-Please-Stop-Having-All-Sorts-Of-Cool-Stuff,
Amber
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
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Target....how I miss thee.....
ReplyDeleteTarget is coming to Canada...I've never been to one before, but have heard a lot about them. Can't wait to see what Targets all about.
ReplyDeleteIf we ever get a Target in our town, I am royally screwed. I love Target!
ReplyDeleteI'll take any cake, any way I can get it. Also, it's been way too long since I've been to Target.
ReplyDeleteMy Target used to be so uber cool. Then they did some remodelling and now nothing is where it used to be. I used to know it like the palm of my hand... the only thing that pretty much hasn't changed location is the pharmacy!
ReplyDeleteJolie is approaching "The Shriver Zone". . . gross.
ReplyDeleteLots of laughs this morning!
ReplyDeleteMy kids scare me and it scares them sometimes too, then we all have a great laugh about it while I try to get my RACING heart to slow down.
I had to look at the Rapunzel store.. and oh my gosh the dresses are SO cute, but look at those prices.. ouch!
I wouldn't mind borrowing Tori Spelling on occasion when it comes to party planning and the cost of the parties.
Ahh Target, haha!
Angelina looked super skinny - her arms are so tiny!
ReplyDeleteI do that at Target every time. and A Jolies leg weirded me out.
ReplyDeleteOh man! I always feel bad when I jump when a kid startles me.
ReplyDeleteMust be some pretty fancy wrapping paper.
ReplyDeleteI did not see the Angelina Jolie leg debacle, but I did hear her "leg" made an appearance on one of the morning shows the next day. Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteMy paycheck may as well be sent straight to Target.
ReplyDeleteLove this:
Thanks for baring your leg during the Oscars. Many times. It probably weighs less than my ARM.
Ha!
I'm waiting for a big Disney sale to splurge too.
ReplyDeleteAnd that unplanned $58 spent is exactly why I have quit going to Target.
ReplyDeleteI spent 100 bucks and went in for frigging Pop Tarts!
ReplyDeleteOh Target, you are like crack. Happy, shopping cart filled crack. LIfe size cake? Of a bird? Or him?
ReplyDeleteI was just at Target today, and even though I was just there last night (looking for pants for my son) I still spent more than a planned. There deals up front and clearance racks always get me. I have a love/hate relationship for that place!
ReplyDeleteHmmm. Glad to hear I'm not alone on Angie's leg.
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