Tuesday, November 3, 2020

4 Reasons Why I Can't Do Yoga


Yoga.

It seems everyone around me loves to do it.

Some have even asked me to join them.

I always decline and say I'll stick to just wearing the yoga pants and pass on the actual yoga.

Why?

Let me share the reasons.










1. I would laugh seeing everyone fold or bend in different directions. Butts waving in the air is hilarious to me. Feet dangling in the air is hilarious to me. I'm told I have the humor of a 12 year old boy. I can't help it. 





2. If someone farted while in a hilarious position, I'd die laughing. I'd disrupt the class and the instructor would ask me to remove myself. Farts are funny. I don't understand people who don't react when someone farts. Again. I have the humor of a 12 year old boy. Maybe an 8 year old. 






3. I am not flexible enough. I'd fall over. I'd probably make the person next to me fall over. The entire CLASS could fall over. Oops. Also, I find as I age, my bones make crackling noises more often like a bowl of Rice Krispies, and I don't want to alarm the class. 




4. If the instructor asks everyone to find their inner tranquility or starts with the "ohhmmm" chanting, this would make me explode with laughter. The only time I find my inner tranquility is when I'm devouring chocolate. Or a giant piece of cake.






So no, I could never do Yoga and it probably is best that I never join a class.

It's just not my thing.

Is it your thing? (Ohmmmmmmm)



22 comments:

  1. I never do the meditation part because once I actually fell asleep.

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  2. I feel this on a deep level. I tried yoga once. Between my lack of flexibility and severe lack of coordination, it was not an experience I'm anxious to try again. LOL

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  3. So I love yoga but only yin yoga. It is really helpful with flexibility and has been a game changer for me.

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  4. I love yoga, but pilates is so much better. LOL!

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  5. Ahahhha omg overt reason I was thinking “yep” “same” we must have the same sense of humour

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  6. It's not my favorite exercise, but the stretches do feel really nice! I don't do it super often, but I always mean to.

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  7. "The entire class would fall over." haha! This whole post made me laugh, maybe because I too am inept when it comes to yoga. I did some solo online yoga videos during the shut down and that's about was much as it gets for me.

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  8. Haha this is so funny �� I would love to do yoga but I think I would end up laughing also.

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  9. I love all the reasons why you don't do yoga! lol I do yoga even if all my joints are creaky! Hahaha

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  10. I'm not flexible too but I've been wanting to try it and I finally got to start a few days ago and I'm loving it. -LYNNDEE

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  11. YOU AND I ARE THE SAME PERSON. I think yoga is a joke. Literally. A joke. I cannot stop laughing at it! hahahha! I have been kicked out of yoga classes before!

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  12. I would say that you don't have to be flexible to do yoga. I am so not flexible from all of my running but yoga helps my body to stretch out. Sometimes I cannot do half of the things the instructor does but it feels good to try

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  13. I too feel this way with yoga. It to is way to slow for me.

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  14. No, it's not my thing too. I would laugh too. But I love silence and I love to meditate.

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  15. dying!!! You're hilarious!!! How about you just meditate instead lol...

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  16. This is so funny! I love yoga, though. It keeps me stress-free.

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  17. You're right. I couldn't do yoga as well, I'm not flexible enough and I'd definitely keep laughing all the time disrupting the classes. :)

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  18. I have tried it several times and I am not great at balance, but I do enjoy the stretching part of it

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  19. I have tried yoga before a couple of times and have enjoyed it. Don't have a place near me and I don't want to commute too far to do any fitness activity.

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  20. I have always wants to get into yoga. However, truth be told, these are some of the reasons that I fully can't get into it. ~lol~

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  21. Fair enough. I always find myself in hysterics when farts occur during stretches!

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