Magic Mike XXL is out in theaters. I did see Magic Mike and was probably the only person who was like, "Where's the plot?" (I wrote about my feelings on it here.) If I'm spending $7+ to see a movie, there better the hell be a plot.
And I just....look, male strippers have never excited me. Maybe this makes me a prude. Fine. But there are so many other men who intrigue me even more.
I also find it amusing when strippers gyrate and do their funny stripper moves.
I just want to shout, "Weeeee!" Or "penis" like I have Tourettes or something. Not press dollar bills into their spandex pants.
Here are men I find more appealing than the Magic Mike guys.
1. My husband.
I mean. Duh. Or any guy in the military. If you are risking your life for your country, it's much sexier than doing lap dances.
I love them. Love them. Love them. If one speaks science to me, it's a turn on. I've always loved the nerds.
3. John Krasinski.
He's awesome and he's a genuine nice guy. Nice guys don't finish last in my eyes. I never went through that bad boy phase.
4. Tyrion Lannister.
What? He's awesome. And he always pays his debts.
5. Gilbert Blythe.
I'm still bummed that Jonathan Crombie, who played Gilbert, passed away. He did such a great job portraying the character.
I'll probably go see Magic Mike XXL.
But I'll just be the one laughing into my popcorn and snocaps. That's all.