Slightly Drunk

Oy.

Am slightly drunk.

Had this sweet drink. Called..oh crap can't even remember what it was called. It was red. I know this.

And I had two red drinks and another drink that wasn't red.

Watched The 40-year-old Virgin.

Think Steve Carrall is cute. Wouldn't throw him out of bed.

If I weren't married that is. Right now I'd throw him out of bed and say, "I'm sorry Steve Carrall but I'm married. Plus you're very hairy."

Because he was. His chest was incredibly hairy. And I don't really care for me with hairy chests. A little hair is okay. But if you're covered like a shag rug there's something wrong.

I don't want to get rug burn you know.