Mostly hate.
It tells me on a daily basis that I'm unbalanced.
It asks me if I fall down when I walk.
It chastises me if I skip a day of working out.
See?
Okay, so I skipped THREE days.
But I was busy.
Seriously.
This house doesn't clean itself. Even though my husband seems to think it does. I believe he imagines that tiny faeries fold and put away his laundry.
Then the WiiFit told me bluntly that I had gained weight and asked me this:
I was tempted to simply switch off the WiiFit and walk away. I don't have to put up with abuse from a freakin' video game!
But curiousity got the better of me so I pushed A:
The WiiFit didn't have "Because I nearly ate an entire cookie cake" as a selection.
So I picked Night Snacking. Even though I rarely night snack. Okay fine, I occasionally do. Mostly on Fridays. Because, hello, it's FRIDAY. TGIF? I'm celebrating the end of the week.
I got a lecture on Night Snacking. I told the WiiFit "Duh." I tend to speak to it as though it's a live being.
Then it mentioned cocoa and I got excited. Cocoa=chocolate which equals Reeses!
Right?
Okay, I know that's not what EvilFit meant.
But a girl can dream, okay?
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Ahh, don't you love balance board?
ReplyDeleteHe IS evil. He will congratulate me on a weight loss, but continue to belittle me by groaning when I step on him.
Girl you are a riot. I have a hate relationship with my WIIFIT also. I don't even want to go turn it on because yeah it's been about 2 weeks since I have. But in my defense, I have been really sick.
ReplyDeleteThis wii fit drill sargeant sounds hateful! I think you should be proud of yourself for just doing it. I would have totally personified this wretched creature too. I always have back sassed the teachers on exercise videos... it's the only thing that keeps me going some days! And what does she mean? Cocoa? What is that?
ReplyDeleteI thought Mr. Wii was mean until he said I could have cocoa...and now he is pretty alright with me!
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