I went, “Of course!” I had been wanting to try it on him to make sure it fit. I bought it at, where else, Gymboree.
Tommy asked, “Is this like a golf outfit?”
I went, “Yes, it is.”
Tommy asked, “Can I golf someday?”
I went, “Sure. You’ll have to go with your Dad though because I have no idea how to golf. I don’t know a golf club from another. Maybe I need to re-watch Happy Gilmore to remind myself.” (The price is WRONG, bitch.)
Tommy asked, “Can I be a golfer and a swimmer?”
I went, “You can be whatever you want to be.”
Tommy asked, “Can I be a golfer like that Lion Woods guy?”
I went, “It’s Tiger Woods and maybe one day you’ll be as good as him. But I’d rather you not act like him.”
Tommy asked, “What does that mean?”
I hesitated. I didn’t think using the term “man whore” was appropriate for a seven year old.
So I went, “He just made some poor choices.”
Tommy asked, “Like when I asked what French kissing was at Target?”
I went, “That was a poor choice, yes. Let’s not ever do that again, okay?”
Tommy asked, “My friend got French kissed, you know.”
I went, “You’re seven! You’re not to French kiss for many, many years.”
Tommy asked, “Like when I’m twenty five?”
I went, “Yes. Perfect.”
Long story short, a stranger came to my house with her 9 or 10 year old son. She had absolutely NO CONTROL over the boy whatsoever. He was dashing around my apartment when all of a sudden he was playing my boyfriend's harmonica. I made that kid believe there was so much germ-ware on that thing that he looked absolutely traumatized.
ReplyDeleteAwww. He's so cute in his golf wear. Much better looking (and better behaved) than Tiger.
ReplyDeleteWhat are they teaching kids at school these days?! That's it, my kids and I are going to live in a bubble.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh. I LOVE HIS SHIRT.
ReplyDeleteYou know this already, but I have to say it again: HE IS SO CUTE! The shot where he's tipping his visor is like a professional modeling shot....
ReplyDeleteClearly you have some talent as a stylist and photographer, too.
Good entertaining story! Ya, no more Cheetah Woods in the making please! And a 7 year old talking about french kissing...uh, I have to sit down now!
ReplyDeleteI'm 28 and I still don't know the meaning of the word. :)
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious! I'm pretty sure I had french kissed a boy by 8, sadly.
ReplyDeleteoh such a cutie!!
ReplyDeleteseriously. you have gorgeous kids!
have a wonderful wkend!!!
awwww so cute!!! and i love that he called him lion! lol
ReplyDeleteThat outfit is adorable! He looks like he would make a great golfer!! I had to laugh about the Tiger Woods.
ReplyDeleteWhat a cute golfer!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a cutie! I hope he takes your advice, but he's sure to be beating them off with a golf club one of these days.
ReplyDeleteCute kid!
ReplyDeleteLove the hat pic.
We seem to like the same movies. Does Major Payne make you laugh till you can't breathe?
Your obsession with Gymboree...it's workin'!
ReplyDeleteGymboree makes the cuuuutest boy clothes ever! I think Tommy should model for them.
ReplyDeletehahaha I'm sure he's A LOT better behaved then tiger woods!!! He's MUCH cuter that's for sure!!
ReplyDeleteHe is adorable.
ReplyDeleteAnd I totally agree no kissing until 25 or maybe 30. Yeah, 30's better.
His outfit is awfully cute but I can only focus on his 7 year old friend was french kissed!!?! WTF?!
ReplyDeleteSooooo cute! Nice swing too!
ReplyDeleteWho french kisses a 7 year old?! Wait. I don't want to know. I think I asked my folks what that was when I was 12. That conversation did not go well.
ReplyDeleteTommy's a doll. He needs to go play miniature golf in that outfit! Take shots of him on the course! Lol.
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Sooooooo Cute! He is AH-DOOR-AH-BULL! Adorable!
ReplyDeleteSooooooo Cute! He is AH-DOOR-AH-BULL! Adorable!
ReplyDeletehe is so cute!
ReplyDeletehow could you ever say no to that child in the last picture.
ReplyDeletehe he he french kissing
Good boy.
ReplyDeleteStay away from those slutty French girls!
He's perfect!
ReplyDeleteSuper cute!
ReplyDeleteYour son is adorable! I'm sure he'll have plenty of girls flirting with him one day. "Lion" Woods cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA now i've gotta hear the Target French Kissing Story!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a cutie!
ReplyDeleteWhat a cutie!
ReplyDeleteOut of the Mouths of Babes... comes the truths we try to ignore, or at least put off discussing until, like forever! ... and almost always at the most inopportune times and places!
ReplyDeleteHe is a cutie !
Ha Ha
ReplyDeletewhat is going on with these kids
French Kissing
hysterical
Lion Woods... mwahhahahah
Now, if only he'd remember this conversation when he's 14!
ReplyDeleteCute outfit. :)
He is too cute! Lion Woods... love it!! And I really like the no french kissing until 25 thing! Thanks for stopping by my blog! Happy SITS Saturday sharefest!
ReplyDeleteFrench kissing at age 7?! Holy crap. My daughter will be 7 this year; I thought she was too young for "those" conversations. Damn. Do I have to prepare for "the talk" already?! NOOOOOOOO!!!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE his shirt! adorable :)
ReplyDeleteFrench kissing in Target. Classy.
ReplyDeleteHe is such a little stud and I really enjoyed your little convo with him. HEHE!
ReplyDeleteDarling outfit, but ain't gonna keep those agressive 7 year old ladies away. You ight want to mess him up a little before you send him back out!!
ReplyDeleteTommy could be a golfer, a swimmer and a model! He's darling.
ReplyDeleteHave a great Sunday.
xo
Are you sure he didn't say "lyin'" Woods?
ReplyDeleteToo cute.
I soooooo bought every single little golf outfit at Gymboree for Alex!!! Gotta use those Gymbucks!
ReplyDeleteLove the dialog between the two of you! And he's such a cutie in his golf outfit!
ReplyDelete"Lying Woods" is more like it!
smart boy.. come on every 7 yo needs to know what a man whore is.. ok maybe not..
ReplyDeleteGreat outfit xx
LOL, I love his probing questions!! He does look the part of a golfer already!
ReplyDelete"Very good tips.
ReplyDeleteI'm also a military wife.
Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest!!"
Thanks so much for stopping by! :)
Cute pics!!
Thanks for stopping by my blog - your little guy sounds sweet! Love the way his mind thinks :)
ReplyDeleteNever mind the golf, you've got a future model on your hands!
ReplyDeleteWhat an adorable son you have!!! LOL about the whole French kissing episode!!! KIDS!
ReplyDeleteMy son Shane asked me at a VERY fance restaurant what "the family jewels" meant. We all laughed so hard and couldn't answer him.....he was ticked!!
Cute kid, cute outfit and cute conversation!
ReplyDeleteStopping by from SITS.
Very very cute. I dress my boys in plaid shorts all the time, i love them!
ReplyDeleteHe is a sharp lookin' golfer! I hope he plays as well as Lion Wood someday - imagine him paying for your retirement years when you are only 35? :)
ReplyDeletep.s., ...and imagine using the money to get advanced toilet training treatments for the other lil' one.
He's so cute in his golf wear. Much better looking (and better behaved) than Tiger.
ReplyDeleteWork from home
Ha! That is so cute... and he is too!
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