1. The word vajayjay. It’s called a vagina. I’ll forgive bajingo (from Scrubs) only because it makes me giggle.
2. Commercials popping on after only five minutes of show time (I’m talking to YOU, Lost)
3. Jake (The Bachelor) and his cheesy comments, “When you left, you left with a piece of my heart.”
4. Scrubbing up toddler pee because said toddler refuses to use the potty even though she’s quite capable of doing so. Sometimes I wonder if I have a puppy rather than a kid.
5. Having a nice dress but no place to wear it to.
6. Overpriced purses. If I’m carrying around a Coach purse with the logo on it, I should be paid for free advertising.
7. Tom wanting to watch cartoons all the time. Hello, I’m 27, I don’t want to sit around watching Spongebob. Thanks.
8. Some of the mothers on Toddlers and Tiaras.
9. iTunes charging $1.29 on select songs as opposed to .99 cents.
10. People who let their pants droop down, exposing their underwear. I don’t need to see that you wear Calvin Klein drawers.
11. Cold McDonalds fries.
12. People who use the word “gorge” for “gorgeous.” Is it so difficult to say the entire word?
13. Oh, Tom has one that he’d like to share: Tom is a military cop which means he pulls some people over. He hates it when people don’t know where their information is. Such as their registration, insurance…he finds it aggravating that he has to wait while people dig through their car, searching for it. Tom’s tip? Put it in the dashboard. Don’t toss it in the backseat, don’t let Timmy the Toddler mess with it, don’t shove it somewhere…PUT IT IN THE DASHBOARD.
14. And also, if Tom hears “I left my registration at home” one more time, he might go off the deep end.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
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Did somebody wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?? Just kidding, those are all super annoying things. I'm surprised there aren't any Jersey Shore references because THAT is the ultimate annoyance :)
ReplyDeleteI'm right there with you on the Vajayjay... its so annoying.
ReplyDeleteAs far as commercials go,I want to find the man (it had to be a man) who decided that commercials need to be five times as loud as the show you are watching. Make that eight times as loud if the show is after 10pm.
ReplyDeleteThe only cartoons I will allow in this house are Phineas and Ferb and my Disney movies on occasion. Spongebob drives me up the damn wall.
My sympathies.
I completely agree in the Vajayjay thing, cold fries and the pants!!
ReplyDeleteIn some of our defense on the registration: I usually forget where it is because the few times I do get pulled over they only want the insurance card and the D.L.. Though that's civilian cops and it's usually for a light being out :) I luckily was never pulled over at Fort Bragg or Fort Campbell :)
Oh, I kind of like Va-jay-jay but only if you mix it up with the actual word vagina. Like, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, va-jay-jay, vagina. See, bird like, right?
ReplyDeleteI don't get how doctors and ultrasound techs can't say it. "Oh, there is her girl parts."
Umm, you mean VAGINA? You are a doctor, right?
Yet again, I completely agree with every one of these things! I don't have an Ipod, so I don't actually buy Itunes, but I can imagine...
ReplyDeleteLOVE the idea of being paid for free advertising! I wonder how you'd go about enforcing that...
HAHA! Vajayjay is annoying. And the LOST commercials?! WTH!
ReplyDeleteI was recently pulled over (I'll be blogging about that soon) and had NO idea where my stuff was hiding. I dug though my purse, my console, in the dash...eventually he just said he believed me and let me go. I'm sorry.
I also hate vajayjay. I'm a big fan of saying vagina.
ReplyDeleteMy "registration"??? What's THAT????
ReplyDeleteAhhhh...I'm one of "those" people that would really annoy Tom....I once handed over my entire wallet because I couldn't get my driver's license out...figured the cop could fight with the damn thing :)
I keep my registration and proof of insurance in an envelope in the glove compartment. :)
ReplyDeletenumbers three and eleven made me want to throw up. For different reasons, of course.
ReplyDeleteYou are so witty and dang funny. I can get on board with all of them for different reasons. So funny! So, so funny!
ReplyDeletePeople just started saying vajayjay because Oprah did. I use the word Tutu for my daughters. That's the word my mom used when I was growing up. I have no idea why and yes I do realize it sounds ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteWhat! You don't like the word vajajay? psshhhht.... : )
ReplyDeleteI hate toddler pee too. Mine leaves a trail on his way to the bathroom. By the time he gets there, he doesn't have to go anymore!
ReplyDeleteI hate the parents at my daycare who park in the handicapped spots because they are too lazy to walk 10 extra feet with their kids. Grrrr.
ReplyDeleteThe Boy (as in boyfriend) has an issue with his pants staying on. He wears his size and even wears a belt, but no matter what he does, once he starts moving around, they slide down. I make him aware of this by saying, "Yo yo yo BOY," but he honestly doesn't do it on purpose and doesn't realize it's happening. He has zero hips. He doesn't even unbutton them to take them off. So jealous.
ReplyDeleteNah, spongebob is not so bad ;)
ReplyDeleteI hate "va-jay-jay" but I do so adore "bajingo."
ReplyDeleteOh, and this word shortening thing? Makes me nuts. Obvi? Presh? Oh hey, I've got one!
Vom.
I *think* my registration is in my car, somewhere...
ReplyDeletecold fries are the worst, because you know that they could be so good. yummy.
Looks like you had a great Valentines, BTW!
I just found your blog from another blog. Laughed because we had almost the same post type today. Then started reading and found I really really like your blog. I think I might stick around for awhile.
ReplyDelete*waves hi
Ok, I'll stop saying vajayjay. Bajingo it is.
ReplyDeleteI love it when you rant - you are too funny!
ReplyDeleteGreat list and oh dear, my husband is 46 and he is Still wants to watch Spongebob!
ReplyDeleteNah I love Vajayjay! The only way to say vagina is vagina vagina vagina penis vagina. Keeps things real! Spongebob is ok but patrick is the best.
ReplyDeleteGood rant tho always good to get things off your chest.
Oh good Im ahead of the game because my info is in my glove compartment!
ReplyDeletelove your list! And there is nothing worse than cold McDonalds fries...grrrrr!
ReplyDeleteAnd I stopped watch the Batchelor because he got on my nerves after the first episode.
Elliot's word is awesome. I love Scrubs, still.
ReplyDeleteToddlers and Tiaras is like a train wreck. I can't look away.
I got pulled over on a military base around Christmas time and almost cried...I felt like an idiot for not knowing that the speed limit was the same everywhere on the base. Oops.
But, I knew where my info was and THANK GOD didn't get a ticket.
Wow, I'm with you on just about ALL of these!!
ReplyDeleteCan I add one more? Girls who wear low rise jeans that are one size too small, so we get to see their enormous muffin tops, followed by their ass cracks when they bend over! Ewww!!!
1. Vajayjay triggers gag reflex
ReplyDelete2. Amen
3. I can't even watch it. He has to get fed lines, right?
4. Oh, lord. Not there yet.
5. Or if I could get it past my HIPS right now!
6. Good thinking!
8. Some?
9. Yeah, what's up with that?
10. Umm…I teach in public school. Legally they can now be issued a citation, but no one will do it. They know to pull them up in my room! Ugh! I just remind them what it means in prison. =) - For 9th graders, that does that's enough embarrassment.
12. Ick! Haven't even heard that one yet.
13. Haha…my car actually has a designated compartment on the glovebox door, and I loooove it! I used to keep it in a Ziploc in there, but now I don't even have to do that!
14. Now that's just ignorant; why would you ever need it in your house???
~ Can ya tell kiddo was down for a nap, and I had some extra time? =)
Hahaha! I love this post. Especially those damn commercials in LOST!
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU! I have my own little list (which includes the commercials - talkin' to you, 24!) and I feel like I can't air it out because it's "whining." You make it FUNNY though! You must feel so much better!
ReplyDeleteWhat? No Twilight on the list? Shocking.
ReplyDeleteBTW, have you seen the Verizon Twilight parody? It made me think of you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESkjjVXGoAY
Can we add Oprah to the list?
ReplyDeleteVajayjay- right there with ya. Too weird for me. Vagina is a perfectly normal word. I also have a nice dress that I have no where to wear, so sometimes I just wear it to the store. A bit strange, maybe, but it makes going to the store feel a bit more like an event.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I don't drive but have duly noted Tom's request.
Just laughing as usual when I visit ya! Love this post!
ReplyDeleteI am so one of those people. Sorry, Tom. I don't say gorge or vajayjay, and am glad to say I don't associate with anyone who does. But before I get all high and mighty, I'm going to remind myself that I have like 5 expired registrations floating around the old glove compartment and it's even money whether I'll have my license on me.
ReplyDeleteI know where my paperwork is!
ReplyDeleteI'm with you on so many of these. Annoyances everywhere!
ReplyDeleteTotally agree on the vajayjay thing. I think we have Oprah to thank for that--she's the one that said it on her show and brought it all out into the mainstream. Curses, Oprah!!
ReplyDeleteThe drooping pants is something I see every single day, and it's so ridiculous. That "Pants on the ground" guy is totally onto something.
I'm with you on gorge.
I will take Tom's words under consideration...I don't yet have this info in the new car, and I really should. The problem is, once it's in there, I'm afraid I'll have to use it! ;-)
I agree with most of these. Especially the itunes thing, having a dress but no place to wear it to, overpriced items, and commercials.
ReplyDeleteI think the cartoon thing is funny, only because it's nice to know I am not alone. Hubby loves cartoons and he's probably a lot older than Tom. he can't pass up Phineas and Ferb, ever.
ReplyDeletesee, vahjayjay makes ME giggle!
ReplyDeletegreat list!!
ReplyDeletei agree with most..
but is it sad to say that VAGINA makes me giggle.. even though i'm 26... can't say it with a straight face.. nor type it, cause now i'm laughing!!!
Yeah, we have real words for body parts. We don't call our elbows 'elbie-welbies'. Crazy.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty much with you on the rest of the list, too.
I have NEVER driven my car and not had/known where my registration was.
ReplyDeleteIn my house we call it a vagina or a chooch, depends on if we're being silly or not. For the boy it's penis or junk. I think its funny to tell him to stop playing with his junk, but that's just me.
I hate the Bachelor because of all those stupid women fighting over one man. Uh, hello, have you no pride?
A lot of those things bug me too, but I LOVE my Coach purses. It's a weakness, I know.
ReplyDeleteI'm SO with you. Especially on the iTunes thing...when/why?!
ReplyDeleteI am with you on most of them, but the iTunes takes the cake!
ReplyDeleteI agree with number 1, except that I think 'bajingo' is soooo silly that we taught our daughter to use the word, too. She shortened it to 'jingo' or even just 'jing' People get so confused when she hollers from the bathroom "MOMMY! Can you come wipe my JINGO?"
ReplyDeleteI totally said the same thing about Coach purses when I was shopping in Myrtle. I refused to even enter the outlet store.
ReplyDeleteWe say Cooter at my house. Is that acceptable?? Lol.
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Found myself nodding yes to many of those! Why must others do stupid crap to irritate us?!
ReplyDeleteI know right where my insurance is, but don't even know what registration is??? Sorry Tom!
ReplyDeleteYou need to get a TIVO or DVR. I haven't seen a commercial since I got my DVR. I usually don't watch a program in real time anymore and I just zip past the commercials. I save a lot of time now. American Idol is famous for a lot of commercials and I can hardly tolerate them.
ReplyDeleteC'mon vajajay bothers you? How about puchapini? (I don't know if I'm spelling that right!)
I hate cold fries! And those darn itunes songs! I also hate that all the free songs suck.
ReplyDeleteI am so with you on #6!!! I've said it so many times. Why should I give free advertising to a company. I am not a billboard.
ReplyDeleteMy apologies to Tom but I can never find my registration and proof of insurance when I need it. Never. Plus I get all nervous which makes me fumble even more.
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