Hey, It's Okay....
To get irritated when a car cuts you off and then doesn’t go the speed limit. Hello?
To wish that commercials would show more men in the kitchen cooking and cleaning. It drives me insane that a woman is in the kitchen 97% of the time. Hello, advertisers? It’s 2010. Not 1956. Thanks.
To wish you had the patience to grow a pretty garden.
To hate when magazines say something like, “Britney Spears dropped $100,000 for her son’s birthday gift.” Where did she drop it? Can I get some?
To occasionally wish you could act like Gordon Ramsay and throw things while calling people a donkey and screaming at them to “get the fu*k out!”
To know that you’d cry if Gordon Ramsay ever called you a donkey and screamed to “get the fu*k out.”
To have enjoyed Sex and the City 2 but wished that Carrie would have run off with Aidan.
To wish Kate Gosselin would just go away. The children can stay though. They’re cute.
To love your son completely but wish that he were still in school. Look, sorry, I am not a short order cook. It’s CORNDOGS for lunch. I don’t care if you got two choices in school. Do I LOOK like the lunch lady? Wait, don’t answer that…
To have never had a sex tape. It never seems to go well when people have one. Kendra Wilkinson, former girlfriend to Hugh Hefner just had one released. Don’t worry, it’s not with Hugh.
To have had impure thoughts over the guy who played Thomas Culpepper (his name is Torrance Coombs) in The Tudors. Normally I don’t go for the pretty boys. I think it’s because he wore tights and a doublet in the show. Really to get to my heart all a guy has to do is dress up in a doublet occasionally and play Henry VIII with me. Really, is that so hard of a request?
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Oh those eyes! I can see why you crushed on him!
ReplyDeleteSATC2 spoiler alert!!!
ReplyDeleteYou definitely need to make a sex tape.
ReplyDeleteOoh, he's cute! I don't think its too much to ask:) I like Gordon Ramsey but he looks like he got ran over by a truck at some point.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely don't make a sex tape with Gordon Ramsay. I just had a horrible vision of him screaming at his partner while doing something naughty...
ReplyDeleteOh he is yummy!
ReplyDeleteyou could make a sex tape with your Henry VIII.... come on, you know you want to! haha. How does Tom feel about a doublet? haha. As a military man, I'm sure he is really fond of the idea. :)
ReplyDeleteOH...wow...he makes me want to purr like a kitten....Oh..did I say that out loud?!? geesh!
ReplyDeleteJust get Tom crotchless tights (LMAO...I cant even type that without laughing...what a picture it paints in my head....) and a doublet and theres your sex tape!! :P lol
Glad you threw the traffic one in there and the sex tape thing might be interesting if was while you were IN the car....maybe?!
ReplyDeleteooo... the eyes on that torrance.. wowzer
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that 97% of us woman are still actually in the kitchen?! I think we should protest!
ReplyDeleteI love these posts. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd that's ok.
Um, no sex tapes here. Glad that's okay.
ReplyDeletehmmm, he has nice eyes!
ReplyDeleteWOW. He is yummy. Those eyes! Is it ok to return to your blog just to look at him? LOL :)
ReplyDeleteOH man there are some days I could totally "Go Gordon" on some people. LOL
ReplyDeleteThat man is, indeed, very pretty. But also very yummy. Those eyes...
ReplyDeleteI'll take one of those.
And the $100,000 that Britney dropped.
Um,....our sex involves tape. Does that count?
ReplyDeleteUmmm...yeah, guess I'm pretty lame.
ReplyDeleteNo sex tape.
I wear a lunch lady hat at work even though I'm not a lunch lady. I'm a nurse in the OR.
I need some of Britt's money that she dropped. What kid needs a $100 grand present?
I. Hate. Kate.
And that Tudor guy....YUM!
drool...love those eyes.
ReplyDelete*swoon*
My FIL got my season one of The Tudors and is working on Season 2. Can't wait to watch :)
Amber, didn't Henry 8 cut off most of wives heads? Not sure where you are going with this, but yeah, the actor is cute!
ReplyDeleteI love Gordon Ramsey. Did you see him make out with his wife on the series premier? I can't imagine the stress she must be under in the kitchen to cook for him. YIKES!
ReplyDeleteLove It's Okay, Tuesday. :D
I'm right there with ya on Gordon Ramsay and SATC2.
ReplyDeleteOMG! I ♥ Gordon Ramsay. I would LOVE to have a day where I could throw stuff and tell people to **** off!!!
ReplyDeleteGod, will Kate Gosselin just GO already???? No one likes a "martyr" who toots her own freakin' horn all the time.
Wow, what a cutie they picked for Culpepper. Too bad about him losing his head and all.
Love Tuesdays here!!!
Those eyes, those eyes...
ReplyDeleteI too, Wish I could scream at some folks like Gordon Ramsey (and even better, get paid to it!)
ReplyDeleteI'm still laughing at "Do I LOOK like the lunch lady? Wait, don’t answer that!"
PAHAHAHAHA!!! I wish I watched The Tudors, but I think the historical inaccuracies would piss me off too badly. :D I suppose Culpeper would HAVE to be really hot for Catherine to cheat on Jonathan Rhys Davis. :D
ReplyDeletei watched like 5 minutes of kate plus 8 and the kids are so cute but then her barking was too much. I mean I get it - if I had that many kids I would be a TOTAL bitch all the time. but i rather not have to listen to it.
ReplyDeleteWow, everything I was going to say just went out the window when I saw the hunky guy in the doublet. Where do I sign? (Pant, pant, pant...)
ReplyDeleteI wish Carrie had stuck with Aiden in the series.
ReplyDeleteA bunch of funny mixed in with a dash of hottie mc-hot stuff and you have the recipe for a perfect Tuesday blog post.
ReplyDeleteThis is why I love you!
If Gordon Ramsey ever called me a stupid donkey, I would laugh hysterically, which would probably really piss him off. I notice he often calls the women cows, which is not very nice. But I like him anyway. Also that Culpepper dude looks vaguely like the gay kid from Glee.
ReplyDeleteIt's a double standard but I would LOVE to Ramsay-rant at people. Complete with British accent. I don't know who that guy is but mmmm, period costumes...
ReplyDeleteYes please, let's dispose of Kate, and also all celebrity sex tapes!
ReplyDeleteAAaaacccckkk!!!! SPOILER ALERT!! Thanks a lot. I haven't seen it yet! And I reallllly liked Aidan a lot better than creepy Mr. Big and his bushy eyebrows and selfish ways.
ReplyDeleteSigh... Amber, Amber, Amber... Luckily, you pulled yourself out of hot water with those pictures at the end of the post. Holy bat balls. He is a hottie! Is he legal? yikes. I am old...
I don't really have any desire to see SATC2, but I feel like you didn't really spoil anything. . .would anyone actually think she'd leave Big? (Truth be told, I wish she'd run off with Aiden, too!)
ReplyDeleteAlso, Kate Gosselin? Don't get me started. Let's just say we agree.
I LIVE for It's Okay Tuesdays! Thanks as always.
ReplyDeleteShould I make the effort to see the movie since I know she doesn't run off with him? Wasn't that the only source of conflict, other than Samantha's menopause?
ReplyDeleteI thought the same thing Sarah which is why I didn't think it was a spoiler. But ack, sorry if I spoiled it for some! I assumed everyone would know that she wouldn't leave Big.
ReplyDeletePeople who cut you off and then don't have the decency to speed the flaming piss up make me so angry.
ReplyDeleteButt heads.
Hmmm, do you really want to loose your head?
ReplyDeleteI soooo LOVE The Tudors!!
ReplyDeleteKate Gosselin is some kind of crazy!
This made me giggle the whole way through!
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought that "Culpepper" was a hunk, even if he DID cause the downfall of a queen. And "Henry VIII" wasn't hard on the eyes, either... well, before he got old and his gout got bad!
Thanks for this!
Corn dogs are stockpiled in our freezer and it's okay. There is a big booby mom at the pool I would love to call a donkey and yell to get the f**k out. Perhaps I should go "gordon ramsey" on her?? hee hee...would that be okay?
ReplyDeleteSex and the city 2? LOVED IT!!! AND I love Aidan. He DOES seem more Carrie's speed. I know. IT'S ONLY A MOVIE!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is a doublet? Does it cover the naughty bits in the pants?
"...but wished that Carrie would have run off with Aidan." Been wishing that for years. Hate Big, love Aidan.
ReplyDeleteJust reading your first one about a car cutting you off and then driving slowly sends my blood pressure thru the roof. What is wrong with these people? It should be a law that you can't drive on a street where you're not willing to go the speed limit!!! I adore Hell's Kitchen and it's on my bucket list to eat there someday.
ReplyDeleteI desperately want to be a gardener, but my green thumb friend explained to me that I am an "instant gratification" kinda gal, which impedes gardening.
ReplyDeleteI can't even disagree with her.
I just found your blog today and HIT THE JACKPOT! Someone else who drooled over Mr. Culpepper on The Tudors! I spent hours (at work!) cruising the internet looking at him. Major Eye Candy.....
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