Wednesday, October 12, 2011

My Dear Letters

I decided to write letters I wish I could send.

Basically, nothing else is going on so you get My Dear Letters. Have any to add? Let me hear about it!

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Dear People Who Litter While Driving,

Why? There are many trash cans all around that you can pull by and dump out your garbage. Littering the street as you’re driving is tacky. And not to mention rude. I wish the trash would bounce back up from the road and smack you in the face.

Signed,
A-Can’t-Stand-People-Who-Are-Rude,
Amber

PS--It also grosses me out when people spit from their car. What if your saliva blows onto my vehicle? Or worse, me?! Spit in the bathroom. Thanks.

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Dear School Fundraisers,

Please just go away. I get you need to raise money and I happily donate. But I won’t go door to door and sell cookies. Or useless crap. And parents who do the fundraisers take note: if I wouldn’t buy from my own kid, why would I buy from yours? (Although I did buy some cookies from some kid last month. I only have so much willpower..but overpriced candles? Calenders with bizarre shapes all over them? No more.)

Signed,
A-Don’t-Want-More-Crap,
Amber

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Dear Blu Ray DVD Player,

Why didn’t I buy you earlier? I never knew how clear movies could be until we got you. I can see people’s PORES! Which is slightly disturbing, yet cool at the same time.

Signed,
A-Still-Marveling,
Amber

PS--Best Buy matches Amazon.com prices. Amazon had a fabulous price on a Panasonic Blu Ray and we got it for that price.

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Dear People Who Block The Grocery Store Aisles With Their Carts,

I’ve written you before and yet you’re still not moving. If you must stop, you push your cart off to the SIDE so people can pass. You do NOT leave your cart in the middle of an aisle and then stare intently at the soups. And then if someone says excuse me, you don’t give THEM dirty looks and act as though moving your cart is the hardest job in the world.

Signed,
A-Thinks-There-Should-Be-A-How-To-Grocery-Shop-101-Class,
Amber

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Dear Netflix,

Or is it Qwikster? No wait, it’s back to Netflix, right? You’re about as indecisive as George Clooney is with his women. I'll continue to use you (my Blu Ray streams Netflix! Actually, so does our Wii which we've had for years..I'm just learning how to do all this stuff now...) but stop charging more for Blu Ray movies. It's annoying.

Signed,
A-Not-Liking-Change,
Amber

32 comments:

  1. Haha! And people who throw cigarettes out the car window. I mean for real?!? I'm always afraid I'm going to drive over your lit butt. That just sounds weird...

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  2. Ha, ha! We love our blu ray, too ... so clear it almost hurts your eyes!

    Thanks for stopping by Snapshots ... happy writing!

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  3. Aye on the drivers who spit - it grosses me out!!! And I will drive extremely careful/slow just to avoid the yucky stuff :(

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  4. I hate when people throw their cigarette butts out the windows. I'm always afraid the lit butt is going to bounce in my car.

    I love my streaming Netflix!

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  5. I hate when people litter out of their cars, I want to yell at them so bad! There was one time we were riding behind some cars that were throwing a basketball back and forth at the red light. So dumb! I wish that would have bounced back and hit them in the face! Then they started throwing ice once the light turned green. Needless to say we went the other way home just so we didn't have to follow them. And the buggy thing- ugh! I hate when THEY give you bad looks like you said. It's like, Hello! be considerate please! :c)

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  6. I'm just happy we won't have to deal with Qwikster ... I did not want the hassle of two sites!!! At least Netflix got something right ...

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  7. I hate those cart people too. My husband does that, and I always have to remind him to move his cart to the side.

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  8. Ugh! I totally hate sitting behind some guy at a stop light and he opens the door and spits a big old hocker. Blech.

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  9. Oh man...I agree with all of these. I hate spitting in public. That is a habit I wish would go away. -The grocery isle...too funny but so true. What a great site. I'm a new follower, and so glad I looked in on your site. Thanks again for stopping by. :)

    -Fellow SITS'er
    DrinkYourGreensandMinerals.com

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  10. If only there was a way to make the cops actually do their jobs and enforce the littering laws....

    Spit and cigerette butts are both "litter".

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  11. I also hate the grocery store cart-in-the-middle-of-the-aisle-parkers. They're right up there with people who drive 5-10 under the speed limit. Basically, I just want people to get out of my way.

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  12. my hubs does the whole cart in the isle thing... uugh!!

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  13. You tell them, girl. Just tell them all. ;)

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  14. The worst thing about those fundraisers is that the companies end up getting more money than the schools.

    I don't buy that junk either. Except Girl Scout cookies.

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  15. Crap, I'm the grocery store aisle blocker! But just when my son is with, and only so he doesn't pull the bread off the shelves and squeeze it between his fingers (frickin' sensory issues). And I promise I move when I see people coming. Can we still be friends? :)

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  16. I love writing imaginary letters! Yours are fab. You can sign my name on the Netflix one as well.

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  17. I hate the litters. Also spitters. Ewww.

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  18. I love our BluRay player! And streaming Netflix rocks.

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  19. I always spit my gum out while driving... lol Now Im going to feel guilty whenever I do.

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  20. I agree! I hate litterers! And people who spit. WHY spit? I don't get it.

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  21. I have many letters I should write and never send :-)
    I keep wavering on a Blue Ray - you may have swayed me in the other direction.

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  22. Supermarket Dickwits are the worst part of my existence! I have a toddler on board, don't make me use it!

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  23. How about those suckers that throw lit cigarette ends out the car window?

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  24. Ick, the spitting thing always disturbs me. Why must people spit in public? so so gross.

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  25. Middle-of-the-isle shopping cart (we call 'em trolley's over here) meetings, are the main reason I switched to ordering my groceries from my local supermarket on-line. It was either that or buy an Uzi.

    Great post!

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  26. Ha! We just bought a blu ray on Sunday and since then I have kicked myself for not doing it sooner! Love it!

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  27. I couldn't agree more about the grocery carts! I always feel like when I'm grocery shopping I seem to be in everyone's way... but they look at me like I'm crazy when I say "excuse me" to get by them.

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  28. I have witnessed far too many people spitting in public. And also, people around here have no problems blowing "snot rockets" in public (they hold one nostril closed and then blow out real hard on the open one and a booger flies forth...probably waiting for me to step on it. GROSS).

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  29. Laughing out loud at your letters. So hilarious and awesome. Totally with you on the grocery carts. So friggin annoying when people park right in smacking middle of the isle. Seriously.

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  30. I hate spitters in general, no matter where they do their business. Spit in general makes me want to hurl. Blugh.

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  31. Those rude aisle blocking people are the bane of my existence. Thank you for addressing this serious issue!

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  32. I just bought my first Blu ray DVD player, i cant wait to try it out!

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