My Dear Letters

These are letters I wish I could send.


----------

Dear People Who Complain That Others Spoiled The Ending Of A Show,

It’s season finale time. People are going to want to talk about what they’ve just seen. Sometimes Yahoo even has winners or plot lines on their front page. If you don’t want to know, STAY OFFLINE until after you’ve seen the program. I’ve said this before and I’m sure I’ll have to say it again and again.

Signed,
A-Hates-being-chastised-for-writing-stuff-on-MY-wall,
Amber

----------------

Dear People Who Don’t Get Their Vehicle Tags Renewed,

Okay, if I can remember to do it when my husband was in Korea for BOTH cars, so can you. The payment might suck but pay attention to when the tags expire and make sure you start saving around that time. My husband pulls people over all the time for expired plate and he usually gets the “I forgot” excuse. It bugs him. A lot.

Signed,
A-Just-something-everyone-has-to-do,
Amber

----------

Dear Natalie,

You look adorable in your ballet photo but what were you doing with your hands?

Signed,
A-She-just-wasn’t-sure-what-to-do-with-them,
Amber

---------


Dear Tommy,

It’s actually my iPod Touch so when I want it back I can have it back without any reason.

Signed,
A-Start-Saving-Now-If-You-Want-Your-Own,
Amber

--------

Dear Grey’s Anatomy,

Well, I admit it, you surprised me. I didn’t think the person who died would die. And it’s nice to see that Meredith Grey is not an attractive crier. I’m the same way.

Signed,
An-Anyone-Else-In-The-Ugly-Crier-Group,
Amber