I Resolve To Not...

I do this every year. I'm terrible with resolutions, so I come up with things I know I will NOT be doing. It's easier that way, trust me.

I resolve to NOT...


.....leave the house on New Year's Eve. I stay home. In my sweats. And at midnight, my entire neighborhood lights up with fireworks. I don't bother buying any. I can just stand there and watch from my driveway. In my sweats.



.....stop drinking my Diet Coke. People are all, "You should give up soda!" and I'm all, "You should give up giving unsolicited advice!"


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....give up McDonald's. It's delicious. Also, Taco Bell is pretty amazing too. Most fast food is.



....stop reading. It's what I do for me time. I never get when people are like, "Where do you have time to read?" Well, stop scrolling through Facebook and you'll figure it out.

.....learn to be a better cook. I hate being in the kitchen. It's not for me. I tell my daughter the hope for good meals lands on her shoulders because Mommy has given up. She plans on taking home ec in middle AND high school in hopes she can do better.



.....stop loving Disney. People think I'm nuts for wanting to go every year, but you know, it gives you something to look forward to. Plus my son absolutely loves Disney, and it's so awesome to see him excited.

What do YOU resolve NOT to do?