Sunday, December 30, 2018

I Resolve To Not...

I do this every year. I'm terrible with resolutions, so I come up with things I know I will NOT be doing. It's easier that way, trust me.



I resolve to NOT...


.....leave the house on New Year's Eve. I stay home. In my sweats. And at midnight, my entire neighborhood lights up with fireworks. I don't bother buying any. I can just stand there and watch from my driveway. In my sweats.



.....stop drinking my Diet Coke. People are all, "You should give up soda!" and I'm all, "You should give up giving unsolicited advice!"


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....give up McDonald's. It's delicious. Also, Taco Bell is pretty amazing too. Most fast food is.



....stop reading. It's what I do for me time. I never get when people are like, "Where do you have time to read?" Well, stop scrolling through Facebook and you'll figure it out.





.....learn to be a better cook. I hate being in the kitchen. It's not for me. I tell my daughter the hope for good meals lands on her shoulders because Mommy has given up. She plans on taking home ec in middle AND high school in hopes she can do better.



.....stop loving Disney. People think I'm nuts for wanting to go every year, but you know, it gives you something to look forward to. Plus my son absolutely loves Disney, and it's so awesome to see him excited.




What do YOU resolve NOT to do?



33 comments:

  1. I love this! I resolve to not let other dictate my happiness. :)

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  2. Haha, love this post. For me, I think I can't stop drinking soda. huhu. I love it and it's best drink ever haha. But I resolve to not eat too much fatty foods and drink too much cold water.

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  3. I am with you on staying home in sweats on New Year's Eve! Wouldn't want it any other way!

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  4. I never ever take good resolutions as I already know i am never going to fulfill them. Also, I don't want to feel guilty about everything I do.

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  5. These are the best resolutions ever. I say, live your best life and have fun! We only live once.

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  6. Disney fans unite!! You might just be my new favorite person. :) I love the way you listed out your don'ts rather than your dos. Easier to not give it up after January 3rd. Thank you for sharing.

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  7. Hey when something works stick to your game plan. Might want to add some to this years you won't give up. Keep expanding.

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  8. It's too cold to go out for New Years, plus I am getting over a cold so no bueno for me!

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  9. Oh my gosh "You should give up giving unsolicited advice" is perfect! That cracked me up! I think I will say this to people myself!

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  10. I resolve to not let others' opinions trump my own in my head. I've been very bad about bending to other people this year, and it needs to stop!

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  11. Great idea! Sometimes you just need to accept that you're a pretty great person just the way you are.

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  12. I'm still laughing at "You should give up giving unsolicited advice!" This is so funny, and so true. I don't do resolutions. I just try to work on myself throughout the year.

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  13. Hey, I'm not giving up my Diet Coke either and I'm not making any resolutions. I just plan to keep living a happy life and being a sparkle in a sometimes darkened world.

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  14. I resolve to not give up on my hopes and dreams. I just want to make it happen, yes it will take time but I'll just keep on trucking.

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  15. Okay, I will not give you advise . . . but I will say this. . . . from one soda drinking fan to another. I love soda, like it is my vice - I would rather have a cherry cola anyday than any other drink in the world. But, I gave up soda this past summer. It took a minute, but I have been soda free for about 6 months - and it makes A HUGE difference! Who knew there was such a thing as sleeping!?

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  16. LOL about the unsolicited advice... I hear that! Sounds like you know what you want this year, which is good. I hope to set some goals for next year.

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  17. I love these real resolutions. You stick with what works and do not try to conform for others. I hope your daughter learns how to cook for you!

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  18. These are all great resolutions. I resolved not to leave the house on New Years Eve too and I stuck to it lol. Have a wonderful new year.

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  19. Amazing resolutions! I resolve to get serious about growing my followers on the blog.

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  20. OMG, laughing out loud at your "you should give up unsolicited advice!" comment! So real in my life right now as I am pregnant with my first kiddo. I think we might be the same person because I could go to Disney every year too! I'm trying to figure out a time to go in 2019 with Baby Girl because it makes me want to cry just thinking about getting pictures with her and Mickey Mouse ... even if she won't remember a da** thing ;)

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  21. Haha! Girl, I FEEL you on this and just wrote a post about NOT doing resolutions! I am making little normal goals - similar to yours. Like, the NOT giving up McDonalds. I'm kinda in love with their Egg McMuffins! Cheers to 2019!

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  22. Your blog posts always make me smile and laugh. I just love your personality and hey I can do this easily. I'm about to make a resolution of what I will not do hahahaha

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  23. My only resolution for this year is to be more present in the moment versus worrying so much about what is going to happen in the future. I do this way too much and it eats my alive. I love the idea of stating what you won't change though! Way easier!

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  24. What an interesting read! I love how you thought the other way around. I will probably not stop reading :)

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  25. BB resolves to not try to do it all. Gracias for the reminder. The Trio are grown up and it's time to let them live their own lives without worrying.

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  26. Happy New Year 2019! 2018 was a pretty tough year, i had to deal with major health issues. So my goals for 2019 are to be healthy, happy and be able to work full time on my blog.

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  27. This was such a fun play on traditional resolutions. I love it! your sense of humor is great, I love your posts. I cant think of anything I resolve to NOT do this year because my resolutions were to actually do stuff... trying to get out of my shell and stop being a no-fun introvert lol

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  28. These are best new year resolutions. I usually not take any resolutions because I am sure that I will n't make them fulfill. But I want to read more.

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  29. I love these non-resolutions! LOL!! I especially the one about reading, reading is my JAM and I don't care what I have to cut back on I will find time to read every single day!

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  30. I haven't of having a resolution this year. I mean i think I get tired of it, and now decided to just go with the flow and enjoy it.

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