Thursday, July 24, 2014

Things That Annoy Me Thursday: Thongs

Tom sometimes says, "You know, it would be nice if your pajamas were...sexier."

I mainly wear comfy pants and a top to bed, purchased from my beloved Target.

They aren't sexy, but I'm not going for sexy. I'm going for, "I'd like to sleep while comfortable."

I decided to surprise Tom when we were Kid Free.

I purchased a silky nightgown thing, plus a thong.

Let me tell you: thongs are the WORST. I rarely wear one, because panty lines don't frighten me. If they frighten others then maybe they shouldn't be staring at stranger's asses?

So I was in bed, feeling like Monica did when she was trying to get Chandler to sleep with her when she had a cold:


I did not feel sexy.

And the string kept digging into my backside.

Was Tom surprised? Yes.

Did he like it? Yes.

But not only was the thong bugging me, but the silky nightgown was making it difficult to stay ON the bed. I'd shift, and I'd almost roll off the bed thanks to the material.



Not sexy.

In the end, I gave up. I said, "You saw it for an hour, and that's enough."

Tom didn't mind, because he was tired of feeling me shift, because the string kept digging into my backside.

Thongs suck and I never want to wear one again.


21 comments:

  1. LOL Sounds like the relationship with me and my husband! I'll wear one once in a blue moon just so make my man happy but it's so rare that he almost has a heart attack when I do wear one. I'm all about comfort.

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  2. I rarely wear thongs because they tend to increase your chances of getting an infection but if and when I do they don't usually last longer than an hour mainly for the same reasons.

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  3. Thongs are obnoxious and I never, ever wear them, not even for my husband's viewing pleasure. I'm impressed you lasted an hour in a pair.

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  4. hell no to thongs. i know some people who wear them with JEANS. doesn't that feel like sandpaper against your ass all the live long day??

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  5. I could not imagine thongs being comfortable!

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  6. Judging from what is branded as sexy, men find women being in discomfort and outright pain very sexy! Let a man trot around in a thong for a while, then I might consider putting one on :)

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  7. I am one zillion percent anti-thong. NOT comfortable. NOT normal.

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  8. LOL! I love the comparison to Monica. I can't do thongs either. I tried one for our honeymoon, I think, and it was just so uncomfortable. They rank up there with flip-flops for me.

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  9. OMG...I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING WHILE READING THIS!!!!!! You are HILARIOUS. Why don't you do stand up, anyway?!

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  10. Haha. That's why little cutsy things like that are meant to be worn for about 2.4 seconds and pulled off by the hubby and pj pants and t-shirts are meant to be worn to bed. ;-)

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  11. Too funny! I don't know how people have silk sheets- way too slippery!

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  12. Haha that is all I wear and I guess I am just used to it because they dont bother me.

    I used to have silk sheets OMG worst thing EVER

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  13. Umm...I can wear thongs with pants but never to sleep in!!!

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  14. I have never been able to wear butt floss.

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  15. Lol. Sounds like an experience.

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  16. No! Nobody can sleep in thongs! Those things are the worst. You wear them to look sexy and take them off as quickly as possible. Except teens and young twentysomethings who think they have to pretend they like those things! A lot of men think a woman in a tank top and underwear is sexy...regular underwear. That might work for your hubby!

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  17. Haha! That sounds like me and my hubby! I have tried to wear sexy things... but I think just forgoing everything is better than being uncomfortable!

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  18. haha! And you found the best GIFs possible.
    This is very sweet - that you surprised him and that he wanted you to be comfy in the long run.

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  19. The gif's are perfect. Love love love.

    I wear one almost every day. Yes with jeans. I guess you get used to them because they have never bothered me and I don't even feel them now. And in my fiancé's opinion, the greatest thing for me to wear to bed is boy shorts and a t-shirt or tank top. Which is perfect since that's been my bed time uniform for years anyway :)

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  20. Reading through the comments I didn't realize opinions on thongs were so divided...ha ha.. okay I'm done. At least you tried! But now I want to watch Clueless

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  21. I only wear thongs. I found when the fit is good, they are super comfy.

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